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# i cant see it
i waited and waited but its broke cause nothing but writting lll oh wait is that the point lmao
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# dammit this one works lmao
oppps
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Oh dear, you've only been here 4 days
and already you've come down with Manleyitis
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# im female with tits
just not blonde .. but i can pretend :p
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# *Brushes hair*
*borrows Redsushi's old spice*

Heeeeeellloooooo....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Oi you fuckwit!
Only the best for me!

*slaps on the Drakar Noir*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I used to like that.
I was a bit of a twat in the 80's ( oh no, not you? I hear you all cry" ) And wore too much gold, could often be seen sporting the very latest Miami Vice look ( I had a white satin suit, I kid you not and I wore it outside of fancy dress. ) But my dresser was full of things such as Drakkar Noir, Paco Rabanne, Jules, Joop, many others too but best of all for dampening the ladies was Aramis.

Just a dab of Acqua di Gio now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# HAH!
I KNEW IT!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I had a Porsche 928S2
what the fuck else would you expect? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# you ... didn't dye your hair did you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I had
blonde streaks ( it was the fucking 80's ) if that counts?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
sorry for the late reply, i just couldn't help myself
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# haha
oh god man

I've never been so scared :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Don't worry, it did not last long.
Funnily enough it was not a look much favoured by the army.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# yeah, I can imagine they weren't much fond of it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# no, you're still a fucking ginge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hi.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Is that your James May chat up line?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I can go Captain Slow ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# *puts funk tones of 1973 on the 8 track*
you go boy!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# lmao
lmao
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Is a lmao the singular of llamas?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# What is a lmao?
and can I get it in red?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# but of course.
it also comes in UV and octarine.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# It's a rare species of Patagonian songbird, and yes, it comes in red and the weird colour "borange".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I could tell you had an L plate before I saw it.
*leaves plane in middle of ocean, lands on small island*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# If you don't keep stil I am going to
nail your fecking feet to the floor!
*looks stern*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I'm warning you
I have a tau cannon and I'm not afraid to use it!

*sails away from lighthouse point in jet-powered raft*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Cannon? Pah!
I have an unlimited supply of Jaffa Cakes and therefore win. Always.
And if you are one of those bloody weirdos who don't like them, I have other tempting confectionary to make you weak at the knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# they are not a true biscuit.
*targets flowerpot with island-mounted laser array*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# No, they are a cake you fuckwit.
The clue is in the name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# is it ..
cause im white and smooth ?
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# No it's because you use l33tsp33k
and we don't.
Seeing that you are a female, have mentioned tits already and are talking about white and smooth you will appeal to the younger boy B3tards who love that sort of talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Younger Boys?
*fits in nicely in that description*


NO STRIKETHROUGHS PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# indeed we do not.
reminds me of the webcomic "concerned", anyone who hs read it will know which bits.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# ahhh i see
my appologies being young myself i assumed most people had enough inteligence to ask if they didnt understand something but for information purposes only lmao is laughing my butt off !
also btw i like ur style old but funny :P
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# We have quite enough of the old intelligence thank you
my dear. In fact most of us have enough of it to know that not typing out your words when addressing others is ignorant and childish. We don't frown on it because we don't understand you, we frown on it because you behave like illiterate tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# aww
bless thank you i feel so special cheers :)
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)