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# Rather famous supermodel.
Does the Jean Paul Gaultier ads over here.
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# over here?
Joe is about 100 yards from me, I think.

And I'm a total RISpiece too.
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# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah, what?
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# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I actually looked out my window there...

even though I think we established you're "round the back"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# THAT Joe.
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# oo-er...
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Are there any anonymous, or little-known supermodels?
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# Lily Cole.
No fucker's ever heard of her, and she suffers from an amazing case of Mental Wealth.
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# She has the largest head
I have ever seen.
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# she is a natural-born gnop
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# She looks like that weird woman
from that Playstation ad a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *thinks*
Wasn't that actually her as well?

/alzheimers blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Mental wealth, that's what I said.
Am I Arabella Fucking Weir?
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# ..uh...?
I'm confused and slightly scared
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# 'Can any of you actually hear me?'
Fast show, she played a woman who would say lots of things and all the men would ignore her and then repeat what she'd said.

I was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# What were you saying JPG?
pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *two fingers*
in the traditional way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Well, there was this major pitch we were working on....
Sorry Fae *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# she has mental wealth too
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I got it, if that's any consolation.
And the Arabella Weir jest as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i think she's rather a lovely looking lady
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# while we're on the subject of slightly weird-looking women, I'm going to put my neck on the block and say
I fancy Nicola Roberts

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# She looks like a 900 year old woman that's had youth juice.
There's a sort of...dessicated rigor to her mouth.
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# she looks sweet
ever heard a song called "liza radley" by the Jam?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Probably
She looks a bit.... dead to me. Sorry chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# she looks frail and doll-like
but in reall ife she's probably a gobby scouse cow
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# gobby girls are great.
Especially the ones that nervously talk themselves into a bit of a state.
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# they generally weep after sex
but as long as they save it for the cab journey home...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Generally.
Not all.
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# you don't know my sexual technique
it usually ends in tears
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# I keep telling you to stop threatening them
they might suck your wee-wee WITHOUT having a scalpel pressed to their jugular.
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# but where's the fun in that?
I like it when they shake
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Urgh.
And it's not the ginger. Ginger's good. Usually.
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# needs moar pies
but yeah, from some angles.
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# she's all over the telly in the M&S adverts
(when she's not cycling past me in Cambrige being all "oooh, I'm a student look at me")
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# Alright, before them then.
HI FAE HOW ARE YOU?
OH I'M FINE TOAST, THANKS.
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# you're talking to yourself in capitals again
this is why people fear you and don't start up conversations themselves ;)


Hello dear, how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :D Good- you?
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# not bad
trying to get things in order, its all gone a bit wayward at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Yeah, I know the feeling
hang in there, mine's on the 'sort out calm down' at the moment.
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# Is she the one
who's mum was Pearl in the band Powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I'm thinking of Daisy Lowe apparently
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# Dairy Lowe
Dad is Gavin Rossdale I think.

Powder had a great track called Aphrodisiac, well worth a download for top 90s indie-ness
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# OH aye, her
Yeah. Bush were quite good. I liked them anyway. When I liked bands with bollocks lyrics.
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# WE NEED SOLUTIONS! A MENTAL TELEPHONE!
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# To think I thought all that tosh was deep.
I think I just thought Rossdale was a bit of a hunk, really.
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# I'm at my best when I'm terrorist inside.
Oop.

*fears FBI*
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# I'm trapped in a 90's timewarp
listening to The Heart Throbs "Hooligan"
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lNpjflDVGXc

cor, that takes me back
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# I have no idea what you mean
and youtube doesn't work her.

Call me and hum it.
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# Afrodisiac was marvellous
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# I thought it was Danny Goffey out of Supergrass
son of Chris, lately of Top Gear, back when it wasn't just Clarkson, Hammond and May arsing about. I'm talking William Woolard.
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# She's got a rather scary Brigitte Nielson thing going on...
eeewwwww......
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# hahahaha....
I used to fancy her
Tall women make me go weak at the knees
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# I know what you mean, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# "Vapid, Spikey-Haired Cock-Weasle"
was a good summary of her then
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# This - also seen hanging out wearing stupid hats and
items of clothing only a colour blind stick thin plonker could wear and hanging off the arm of a heroin addict
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# hey you!
Happy Chanukah- haven't seen you for ages
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# And you, ducks.
I've been about, but off and on due to actually getting some work done (weird, I know).
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# shame on you
our company has added an extra 1/2 hour to the working day and is going to take £100 off our bonus for every day we have off sick.
Welcome to 2009.
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# Your company is a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# an unwashed maggot of a prick
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# are you sure that isn't a breach of contract?
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# probably
but in the realw orld they have me by the balls- it's pretty hard to get a job in the wilds of Norfolk
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# Oooohhh! Heeeer!
*shrug*
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