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[challenge entry] Portents of doom #10,272 : The BBC begins to lose its impartiality

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(dognutz, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# I like the idea
of missile launching as an international sport
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# so do I
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Yet another thing we'd be crap at...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)
# we'd be
even more crap...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Would we compete as the UK or as seperate countries?
cos I think the Northern Irish might win the amateur events...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:23, archived)
# snigger
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:24, archived)
# As there's
scottish, welsh, and irish brigades in the army, then there's no reason not to have a 4-nations style thing... "english" brigades would be the ones named after home counties.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:25, archived)
# dunno,
they'd have some tough competition from the catalans.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Basques
I think you mean
(Mattyboy, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:28, archived)
# And what about the
YDA?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Young Devilworshippers Association?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)
# "and a spirited performance from the israelis
who having taken on some of america's reserves for this big grudge match against the palestinians, will be looking to use that experience from granada, nicaragua, cambodia and vietnam.

but while this substitution's being made, let's go around the warzones...

in group D, the england-argentina replay has been called off due to lack of sheep.

the french have pulled out of the tournament entirely; their first game, against germany, was a total whitewash.

Oh! and we've just heard from the israeli-palestine game that israel have bombed ramallah! that takes the death total to 2,500 palestinains dead, and they'll be dancing in the streets of tel aviv tonight. back to you in the studio, steve."
(martian, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha!!
is it pay per view and will I be able to watch it down the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Well, if we look at the Russia / Chechen game
It's very sloppy defending there by the Russians, and until this point, they're in total command of the game.
(Mattyboy, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:43, archived)
# and you can't afford to do that, gary
not at this level. and it's not the first time - look at this bit of footage from the russia-afghanistan game. opens up, and bang! there you go. the coach really has to sort that out if they're ever gonnae be a major force again.
(martian, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)
# You forgot the
Special stages America vs America (a quick list of Friendly Fire hits)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
Well, if they carry on like that someone's going to have to go ballistic
(Mattyboy, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)
# you are right
ah, Basques (Possibly NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Who'd have thought that a simple piece of lingerie
could set up the terroist organisation ETA?
(Mattyboy, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Hmmm
Pompie v Southamton
Home team friendly
1 all.

please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# reminds me of the
sports telecast in roger waters' "amused to death" where the submarine is attacking the oil rig as a form of sport!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:27, archived)
# It all makes perfect sense
expressed in dollars and cents
pounds, shilling and pence
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Did you know
that a submarine commander earns 200,000 dollars a year?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)
# international
smack arse kettle is a sport played by some people i know - and i've seen AA road signs for 'international 2 day parking' (although they may have been the car park signs for the cricket)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Sounds
like trying to park around here... it could be an olympic sport!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)
# You would need divisions...
...I don't think the USA vs Chad would be fair.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:43, archived)
# That's already available on digital
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Thats
Woo-Bloody-Tastic that is.
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)
# woo
to war as a sport
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:30, archived)
# hehehe
Missile Command on the old Atari VCS
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# apparently
duracell make missile batteries
/coat, gloves, scarf
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Gitchore
name onnit son - cos that is fakkin luvverly!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)