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# Jizzed In My Pants
It's so horrible but awesomely hilarious. It's even more hilarious with the 80s New Wave European theme.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
(Cotmweaselee, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# get fucked
www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# /links is thattaway Mister.
you've entered the wrooooong parta town.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# pffft
you a looooong way from home boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *spits out chewin' tobaccy*
aintchu gotta pretty mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# YOU TELL EM SKEETER!
hyuk hyuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ooopsy
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# you like that pic
don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Let's put it this way -
I'm given more than a few opportunities to deploy it.

Edit: I've changed it for another - just for yooooouuuuuuuu!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ooooo
*feels special*

Is that Nawlins?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# 'tis indeed, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I was there in '03
before the pipes burst and they went with that whole 'post-apocalyptic Venice' look. It was a cool little town.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Not been, but would love to go
The un-renovated/rebuilt bits (large bits) of town would be quite disturbing to see, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# We got chased out of the hostel swimming pool at midnight by the enraged owner
He was wielding a baseball bat.

Fun times :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# God forbid you should actually *use* the facilities...
I'm worried now. Perhaps I'll go to Bournemouth instead.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It was closed after 10pm, so his response was perfectly reasonable :P
the owner's excuse was that we could have been ak47-toting gangsters, though how useful a baseball bat would have been against an AK is debatable.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# FAILHAM FOR LUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ha ha!
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# meh
I just wanted to post it more than anything else.

He only picked the wrong board. Worse things happen at sea etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Excellent.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# It's like crashing a party in the most outgoing and loud way, only to find it's a funeral wake.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Maybe dressed as Batman and Robin?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I doubt anything called 'jizzed in my pants' could be 'awesomely hilarious'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# "Izzard in my pants" could be quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I think you're more likely to find him in one of your dresses instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# How did you know about my dr-
erm, nm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# You are on b3ta. You've just made a post. To the North, you see your post. Also an Ignore, a Hide, a Delete, and an Edit link. You hear board nazis approaching rapidly from the South and the East.
What yould you like to do now?

>_
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Hah, annoy /talk apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Oh fuck
we got a live one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ypur lamp is cool
can I buy it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# To the West there is a bunker with a locked door
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# ahaha
*can't wait for the 48K version*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# aaaaaaaand because you posted this here, right now, you are going to get abuse from a cliquey bunch of people
that are too bloody lazy to put an effort into work, and have so little authority in life that they feel the need to inforce petty rules with a rude attitude. So what I'm really saying is get fucked and go post that on links.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *Home Alones*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# it's 'enforce' actually
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# O sistema de gerenciamento da caixa de mudanças fornece informações ao motorista via instrumento combinado usando diversos displays, lâmpadas e sons!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# yes. yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)