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[challenge entry] Aint no fool gonna make me fly

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(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# That's an odd looking Christmas pudding.
And at this time of the year, goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha Bill Oddie FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# woo :)
and spang.

in other news I'm eating eggs and soldiers.

:D:D:D:D dinner of kings.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# First off,
it is lunchtime, not dinner time.

Secondly, Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# pah
damn you and your classifications

although i seem to of hardboiled them.. nooooooo!

damn you coffee making distraction
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Gutted! I just had a fried egg sammidge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# yay!
there is always one piece of toast that gets eggshell on it.

always.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# into boiling water:
6 minutes for the perfect soft boiled- the white'll be set but not rubbery and the yolk'll be mostly liquid with a thin layer of hard yolk around the outside.

TRUST me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# 6 mins?
these had 3 and were hardboiled...

well plus change of distraction and toast buttering. but by that point the heat was off.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# How old were the eggs?
Had they just been in the fridge?

I'm going on non refridgerated eggs here. Always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# would the eggs being colder make it last longer.
and the eggs are out of date in two days.. hence why I'm oin an egg binge currently. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It'd make it cook slower.
I can't remember which way freshness take the time. Hmm. I wish I had Leiths with me (my cooking bible).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I would have thought that them being cold would
slow the cooking.

Of course, it depends how hot the water they are cooked in is too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# We have a wonderful gizmo that you stick in the water with them
which changes colour as it 'cooks'.

Number of eggs, pan size, starting temp of eggies can all be variables, but with this thing actually in the water with them it takes a lot of that out of the equation.

Yes I am a bit OCD about boiled eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I used to have one of those,
it once told me an egg was hard boiled in about a minute and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# thirdly
Eggs and Soldiers is more of a breakfast fare; which regiment are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# 9th and flamey
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Fourthly
Kings don't have dinner, they have high tea and supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# they do in my palace
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# mmmm... that sounds good...
I went for an all you-can-eat indian buffet... T'was good :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# :D
\o/

praise be to all you can eats.

what price did this eatery charge?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I think it was about £6
it was strange, they served both Indian and some chinese food at the same buffet
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Cor!
Where was this place? There used to be a wonderful one round the corner from my office :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *offers a hamburger*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Woo I say old chap! Spang.

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# x2
ace.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Ha ha.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
lovely smoke
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# good smoke :D
woop!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahahah, that is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Golf for the motherfucking loss.
Good work, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# You WILL fly Mr.T!
(Sabbie was bored until, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)