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# Possibly the poshest, and limpest snowballing in the world...


(The Librarian should have returned his books by, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Is that David Cameroneron?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Thats Mrs David Cameroneron to you.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Hes striking a dance pose
Id rather strike him with a mallet
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Sorry....
TJ sorry. Do anyone know if you can download the sound of you chainsawing someone on gears of war? I need just that sound, tried recording it from youtube but it's crap. Thanks.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# what is this gears of war?
is there a good chainsaw on youtube or such?
just download it then convert the file into an mp3 (audio only) using
www.erightsoft.net/SUPER.html
edit the mp3 with
audacity.sourceforge.net/

piece of piss
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# tis a game
for the xbox. i cant find anywhere to download it, thats what i mean.....
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# there must be other chainsaws out there
lumberjacks love making home movies.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# haha
no, this is a specific sound. it's only this one i can use, thanks anyway.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Try vimeo or something, there must be high quality versions out there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# can't find it anywhere!!!!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Can you output your xbox sound to your PC audio input?
Then you could record your own sound effect on your PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# award winning.
will try that, thanks!!!!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# sounds like a fine plan
also, www.partnersinrhyme.com/soundfx/warsounds.shtml
don't know if they're any good, don't have the right extensions installed
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7TOCyB3U&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Waits....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I would like to see this animated.
To show him being smacked in the kisser with a huge snowball.

Preferably with a piece of ice in the middle.

Fly, my b3ta beauties, FLY!

EDIT - Genius signwriting! news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7864395.stm
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# i'm too stingey to buy anything
no snow for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# This do?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
superb animation!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Fantastic!



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# My not as good attempt

I put a rock in my snowball.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# goodness
campness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Blizzard here in Edinburgh now
Tempting to go for a walk. Like, outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# not on South Bridge there isn't
... much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Journey out to the suburbs
City centre is always crap for snow.
In some places, literally crap instead of snow.
Yeaman Place is, like, dog crap alley.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :D
I know - I have to trudge home through it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# But it always does in Scotchland!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# at least we can cope with it
according to the news everyone in Southland has been crashing and dying or falling to their knees and crying because the snow got onto their mole skin loafers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# In the South yes.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# "oh fiddle sticks!
My loafers are ruined - simply ruined... well - I can't face work today!"

ha ha ha - I do amuse myself so... it's the rest of you I feel sorry for
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# David Cameron: Gay Wizard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Good old Dave Camoron


This provoked his PA emailing me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# what you don't see is that the snowball he's throwing is yellow
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Poof...
and he snowball has gone...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# He fired first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# "I didn't draw first
but I drew first blood..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Arf.
Quick work.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)