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[challenge entry] Warp tunnels

Get the pacman maze builders to design the embassy entrance, and mind the ghosts in Guantanamo.

From the Protecting the US Embassy challenge. See all 174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# It has no snow, it has no squirrels with tits
I don't know if we can let you get away with this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# That is to say, I like it and I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Surely only a deeply disturbed individual would be interested in a squirrel with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# What are you doing over here?
More to the point, what am I doing here?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It got dull over there
What are you doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Being nosey
And being hopelessly out of touch
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Say Woo and Yay a lot and pretend to like stuff that you don't really like
Oh and throw a tantrum if someone breaks an ickle rule
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# You're going on the list
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I purposely posted a picture one nanobyte over the limit
and the one person still on dial up started crying
There's a list?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Pasanonic?
I might wait for a young lass to post shit drawing and then crawl up her arse
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# haha!
you talkers are funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I can barely stand their biting satire
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# You think that's satirical?
I thought I was just taking the piss a bit?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# We know
But I'm a b3tan, not a /talker
Just so you know
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# We are all b3tan.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I said I was sorry
for the second one
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I just posted this twenty minutes down the board, so nobody will see.
The US Visa application form apparently includes the question:

Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State? Have you ever participated in Genocide?

Yes or No
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Yes.
That has always been a question on the paper version too.
Also: were you between 1940 and 1945 involved in any nazi activities? Answer yes or no.

If you're interested in this, Frank Zappa has done a nice comment on the form during his Yellow Shark period with the German Ensemble Modern. The track is called 'Welcome to the United States', and the complete form is read out aloud on stage by a person with a very german accent, accompanied by strange sounds and music.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Ooh, thank you for the infos.
I shall investigate further.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It's on the Yellow Shark album
if you're looking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# it appears to be here
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mvUU5x1u3gs
it is very very fine, although they could really have done with deinterlacing the video
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Cool, I've never seen that.
Now if only everyone would listen to G-Spot Tornado off that same concert and I'll be very happy indeed ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDI5Ci_7YL4
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
#
everyone one person
(needs more lemmy from motorhead in a tootoo)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# yes
...I mean no aaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh....
(horrid, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Poorly planned terrorism.
You deserve what's coming.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# The official secrets act form is similar
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hah! and they say that american officialdom has no sense of humour
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Did someone say Pacman?....


Also, here uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BxCs8VSjI2Y
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Wow!
Very cool :)
Edit:Both
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# pretty
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I first clicked that thinking it was a real clip!!
/likes olde worlde games an' stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# oh but it is, isn't it? or is it?
no it is.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# That is really lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Lully!
processing?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# wonderfull
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Top stuff


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# ITS ACTUALLY SNOWING!
Yay - 3 flakes of snow :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)