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# Hey B3ta, today's my birthday! :D

I had a party yesterday and there's photos here. :] This balloon is a leftover from the party. It's lonely without its friend. :/
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Happy bioday KK.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Fank ya. :D
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i was expecting a nudey man reflection
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# That could be said for many things in life
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Sorry to dissapoint.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# it's ok.
HAPPY BIFDAY
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I'll give you nudey man reflection
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# COR.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# OH, I WANT BALLOONS AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I WANT POOPSOCKING AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I AM NOT COMING TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY, THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# THE POOPSOCK IS THE PARTYBAG.
OH NO, MINE HAS A POO IN IT :(
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# GUESS THIS MUST BE A POO PARTY HUH
GOOD THING I HAD ONIONS AND PEANUT BUTTER FOR DINNER
 
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I WANT COCKSUCKING AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# By who, on who?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# WELL I'D SURE HAVE TO SUCK A LOT OF COCK TO GET TO BRIGHTON
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# YOU CAN DO IT!
THINK ABOUT IT, NICK CAVE LIVES HERE.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# By coincidence,
here we have a Cave called Cat's Nick.

Well, it was kind of a cave. More of a collapsed recess in a cliff face.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I'd like to see him steal the mineral rights to the place, we could put up a warning sign
"Cave! Nick Cave nicked Cat's Nick Cave."
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I heard his new album and it was pretty fucking disappointing
 
GET BACK ON THE HORSE, NICK
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, GIRL.
YOU'RE 14 AT LAST! HAPPY 14TH!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I am NOT 14.
That was 2 years ago. e_e
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# YOU'RE 15 TODAY! HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY. YOU'RE GETTING OLD!
HOHOHOHOHOHOHO.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I'm getting old.
I woke up so suddenly the other day that I had a near brain embolism.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I got up the other day and I shit.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Naaa
Our B3taBoxxy is much older! At least 15 and a half!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Wait, Boxxy made it here?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
The internet is metastasizing.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# It's rude to make fun of minorities.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Shush!
I am not boxxy!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Yeah you are.
You look like a standing piano in tights.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I don't know what that means
But I think it's an insult.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Happy Birthday Killerkitti.
That was in my autocomplete from earlier when you weren't even around.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I saw.
:]
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# that's a horrible picture
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I know it can be hard to get a good likeness
but that looks like a distant cousin who's just suffered a terrible beating.
 
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Is that a case of Beadle-Hand I see too?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# well, we don't have the other for comparison.
 
although I will say it's hard to do the LOOK HERE IS A PICTURE I MADE OF YOU IT IS FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND IT IS A PICTURE OF YOU without coming off like a serial killer
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# HAPPY DAY INTERNET PERSON
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# THANK YOU INTERNET PERSON
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# YOU AER MOST WELCOME
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Are you three or four? :P
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hush!
I'm 16. :p

We needed balloons so people would know where the party was. We put them on the mailbox and someone stole the blue one.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# meanwhile:
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Oh, thank fuck.
XD


I like the big boot at the end.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# i found this the other day too, i thought you might like it
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Why do you ALWAYS do that to me?
:[[[

Way to ruin my birthday k3b/-\b!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# because I'm natural evil, miserable and inappropriate.
And I think it's hilariously funny. :)

Since you like emo, have elmo the emo:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckFuC5W_pog&feature=related

and tickle me emo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz9ZYVQlfMQ&feature=related
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Evil is good when it's not directed at me. Figures you would find that funny. It's so...I don't even know. XD

Hahahah, thanks. But I prefer metal. XD
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# the worse thing is my parents occasionally recount how they went to a little patti concert :S
I really don't want to think about my mum doing the stomp.

see, it's all repressed psychological issues relating to my mum.

/freud blog
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Holy shit, did they really? XD
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# at bondi pavilion some time in the early 70s
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# That's really depressing.
Here, listen to this instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQZgkSb353U
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# argh mine ears
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# What the fuck is that?
Do you seriously listen to musics like that? XD
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# it's the baby elephant walk, and occassionally i do
normal listening for me is old school rock, r&b, blues, that sort of stuff. I found my cream discography the other day.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
Oo-kay.
Old school rock is okay sometimes. I like hippie musics and metal, and some pop. XD
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BOOGIE!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# STOMP! STOMP!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# STOMPIN AT MAROUBRA
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# HOP! HOP!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# happy brirthday/reflective balloon day
:D
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Very Happy Birthdeye !
Saw you winking . . .
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hahah
thanks. :D
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# AAAIIIIMMMM
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Okaie.
Be on in a minute.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Yaaay :3
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Happy "Legal in the UK" day ;)
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# XD
Thanks.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# INTERNET DRAMA!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I still say outlawing everyone under the age of 16 was a good idea!
They can rot on the Isle of Man for all I care.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# also this in australia.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Happy birtday
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# :D
Thanks vimod gronkpan.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I don't want any wine today, thanks.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# We don't ship outside Australia.
Maybe you would like to visit one of our partner companies?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Happy birthday ma'am
Here, have a weird smiley face thing as a gift:

:]
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# At least it's not :3
I cannot for the life of me make my mouth that shape, I envy ClanSoul for this reason alone.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I've seen that about. What does it mean? Is it a cow's face?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# In the words of Guy Secretan, ''I'm yet to meet a woman who doesn't look better with my bollocks resting on her chin.''
Perhaps it's that.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# (:3=
  /l、
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 じしf_, )ノ
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I see
(New From Monument to Masses leaked this fair morn)
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I'd look on what.cd, but this evening is Dax Riggs evening.
:D
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# OMG SHARX
 

 
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# OMG NO WAI
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# THANK YOU FOR PHOTOSHOPPING OUT THE SHARK SO AS NOT TO ALARM US
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# IT'S NO PROBLEM
I DID NOT WANT TO ALARM YOU
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I AM ALERTED TO THE ALARM VIA A SIREN.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I really want to make innapropriate comments
about clansoul and various ages of consent (apparently New Jersey is the same as the UK and therefore lower than most of the US) but I'm in too good a mood to think of spiteful things
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# See that's retarded though
cos 16 is legal or whatever, but we don't even get a proper driving license until 18. Permit at 16, provisional at 17, full at 18. It's stupid. Everywhere else gets a license at 16, and Texas at 15!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# 16 year olds
should not be allowed to drive.

17 is the way to go.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Naah!
I'm in Driver Ed now. I get my permit in April, but in everywhere else, they have their licenses! :[
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# take a look at the requirements for nsw
learners permit at 17 (i think) after an exam
provisional license 1 after 100 odd hours of driving practice and another exam
provisional license 2 after a year (i think) and another exam
full license after another 2 years and another exam

Northern Territory, and the ACT: i think it's a full license after driving test, typically taken a week or two after getting a learners permit. :S
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hahahah!
Shit!
We have a course of Driver Ed and 6 hours of driving school, then the learner's permit.
Learner's permit for at least 6 months, then provisional license at 17.
Provisional for a year, then semi-full.
Full at 21.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# i haven't bothered to learn to drive.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I have to
because of where I live. There's no public transport or walking paths or anything like that. But I'm hoping to go to uni in London, so I won't need a car.

But once I get my license and have it for a year or two, I'ma get my motorcycle license and be awesome like that. XD
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# i just get my parents to give me a lift. or i don't go.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Your parents?
:]
Wow
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# yeah I'd probably just stick with "your ugly and you smell bad", that usually covers most situations
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# my ugly what?
but yeh, that should work
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# thank you for your prompting of your wants
these needs have been logged and dated in our computers for later cross referencing.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)