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# Hurrah she has eyes now..


CFRB

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Would
Those sapphire lips remind me of a story...
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)
# sits down cross legged in front of the large, floral patterned, armchair
story time.

dont make me fucking cut you.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# This is a tale of my first love...
Back when I was still in high school, there was this teacher. For the sake of this tale, and to protect the not so innocent, we shall call her Ruby.

She loved the colour blue, everything in her classroom was blue. At the time, it was my favourite colour too. One lunchtime she asked me if she could have a word. So I hung back, waited for everyone to leave.

She turns to me and tells me that she noticed how I looked at her (She was incredibly attractive, so you can't blame me) She stold me that it was ok, that she wanted me. As she leaned over my desk, I saw how much she really loved blue. She had black hair, with a blue-ish tinge to it, blue lipstick, blue nails. What stood out most about her though was here eyes. They were the most dazzling green you could imagine. And as I stood, transfixed by the emerald within the sea of blue, she whipped out her cock with it's white gold and Sapphire Prince Albert and smacked me across the forehead with it.

THAT is how I got the lightning shaped scar on my forehead. That is how I became known as the Jewel Thief.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# And it turns out
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# She was a fucking BEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
#
bizarrearea.com/content/view/59/1/
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhh sweet
 
I like "THEY ARE ALL DANGEROUS" myself
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# i laughed hard enough to pass wind..
thankyou.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Which created a butterfly effect, causing the vase above me to fall on my head.
THAT is how I got the lightning shaped scar on my forehead. That is how I became known as Roy Vasey.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# The cock part was a nice surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# :(
boo, you're formulaic, i retract my comarison
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# I'm what?
I just write what comes to mind xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Wings, to fly there, grandma objected.
Mrs. King is healed for the sake of your peace.
I'd be content drouet was the first waiter, the waiter Robert in a deadly embrace round their branches like, however, a fishmonger, one of their cousins!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# The first thing that comes to mind that makes at least a little sense
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# OH, I JUST FOUND THAT SHIT IN MY SPAM FOLDER JUST NOW
 
DO YOU HAVE DEVIANTART ACCOUNT? LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# YEAH I KINDA HAD A FEELING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# b3ta is...
... confusing me tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# no, just fuckr.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# :D
Actually, it was you that made me want to do another xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# I AM PRETTY INSPIRATIONAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Yes Toaster,
yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Fucking hell is she saying "Ah, boy!"!?

D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I think someone replaced all your witty pictures with anime...

I think you should go down to your local hardware store, purchase a mattock, and murder them until they are very dead... or they learn to not do it again.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)
# MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR
Fact: PW's cock is in her anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ENOUGH OF THESE ALREADY
 
SERIOUSLY HOW MANY OF THESE ARE THERE ON THE FUCKING BOARD NOW AND YET STILL YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE SATISFIED WITH YOUR LABOURS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Hahah I promised myself I'll stop as soon as someone complained :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# HIGH FIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I have a few I'm planning on using
for especially funny things, or people flouncing on the board.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
#
for especially funny things, or *other* people flouncing on the board.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# WHAT GO AROUND COME AROUND KID
WHAT GO AROUND COME AROUND
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# YOU SPIN MEAT RIGHT ROUND
Baby, right round.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
#
like a record baby round right round
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# daaaammmmn son
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpsQbXu00E8
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# This is good. I was going to post a thread. But it'd look bad in comparison now. You have it. Take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# he is a homicidal crossdresser!?
he is wearing heels!

and that bag reveals why he is so happy!

Edit: and not only does he defy federal laws, he also defies the laws of physics, with his angled standing!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# HIS MOM'S ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# ahhhahhhahah.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Needs more of an evil face
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# that clipart site is pure fucking evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# MEAT! FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# I GOT MEAT. MEAT TO EAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# THIS IS IVAN MILAT!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# woah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# haha
that's superb
(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# I know someone who looks like that
Blue hair and all.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# where she's going, she won't need eyes.
nice stuff, localhuman.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# nicely done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# and a penis.
 
HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# yes, but she is going to be paying for its removal, stuffing, mounting, and a nice gold plaque under it
once her promotion goes through.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# what a senseless waste!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# quiet, hedwig.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# six inches forward and five inches back.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# and just the reverse, many nights.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# I GOT AN ANGRY INCH
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# The blue Mona Lisa
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)