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# Temptation
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# It's art
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yeah I don't know.
to be honest I'd post first frame and link to anim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# sadly i've had to adblock it, i'm in a biblical studies lecture so it might not go down to well
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# really?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# yup yup.
i study philosophy and biblical studies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# then why are you not paying attention to your lecture?
/is know as one of four people in maths and physics always up the back playing cards. The only reason we got away with it was we still got decent marks
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Show them
the image. It could prompt a discussion on the modern perception of Christianity.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# actually is biblical studies just christianity?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# actually, no...
Judaism and Islam, forgot about their take on it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# its more the application of all of the social sciences in analysis of biblical texts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# well, emvee's image is
a 'biblical text' - go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# social science...the new slang for jiz.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# it could catch on...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I did antisocial science.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# the main thing that social sciences lack in comparison to real sciences is the explosions
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# yeah...
that, and well-paid jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# surely, advertisers are much better paid than labrats
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# but not as well as quantitive analysts.
well, until they lost their jobs...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# yeah, but that means you have
to go into *shiver* advertising! And lose your very soul!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Easy there, tiger!
I lost my soul years ago. Before I worked here...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Only joshing!
I'm just jealous of people who make money being creative...

*eyes overdraft*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Real science doesn't get you near orgasm. :(
But I did cause a fuck off big bang once.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# And the actual evidence-based science
that makes it in any way legitimate.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Not quite
He's supposed to eat the apple first
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# oh yeah!
burn the heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hmmm...
It looks like Eve may though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# so religion then?
is it all bollocks or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# oh totally.
as we get told very often by our lecturers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# No no
it's when you get into Biblical studies that you find the good stuff, like the laws of rape in Deuteronomy 22:28-29 - if you get caught raping a girl, you have to pay off her dad and then marry her. God is awesome in his love.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# truly he is a benevolent god
i like the rules in leviticus banning the eating of shellfish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# and why do angels have wings?
surely if they are magical spiritual beings then they can float without them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# well traditionally angels don't have wings really. only the seraphim have wings, as far as i can remember
and they're winged serpents. most angels are burning wheels or similar
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Covered in eyes
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# 7 wings and 7 eyes if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# It stops them slipping in the panties
Oh, I thought you said 'Why do Always have wings?'
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# bible studies eh?
What do they make of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ahahah
"Stand back Eve - I don't know how big this thing gets"

also - if Adam and Eve were caucasian, then where did the other races originate? Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# and.........GINGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# they are from Mars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# easy, next question
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Ummm...
Skin colour is decided by the level of melanin under your skin. That's generated by the amount of sunlight your skin absorbs from your local environment.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I think it may have some hereditary properties too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Good ole Darwin
He discovered all that. Adapt to the local environment and your genes add it to the future plan too :)
Edit:

It's evolution I say! EVOLUTION!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# catholic church finally recognised evolution last week
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hmmmm
about bloody time too
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# cock!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I present you with the Cock Tuesday Image medal for services to Cock Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Why thank you
I shall wear it always
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# higher! and higher!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# a cock tuesday classic
no less!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I just read the matching story in the G2
Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Young Earth creationists are a laugh a minute
until you realise they're serious, then they're just weird and scary. I recommend Bill Maher's Religulous for further viewing, he actually goes inside the museum in Arkansas and interviews the founder...then gets thrown out of the Vatican :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# flat earthers are even more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# There aren't many left now Charles Johnson's dead
but I gather they're trying to stage a comeback
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Oooh, thanks, I'll take a look at that.
Woo to your post too.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)