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(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE CHEF BOYARDEE.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# What are your thoughts on Fort Boyard?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Melinda Messenger definately fucked Dirty Den in the tower. Then scattered cannon balls wherever the fuck they liked.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# tom baker
before he came back!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)
# You mean Lionel Nimrod star of ABC's Stararc and inventor of the Lionel Nimrod Laser Raygun toy?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# You'll find tom baker is a amateur rock singer from Plymouth, Devon.
With long blonde hair and a slight lisp.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyyHUjDTMoY
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
#
VIEW THE WORLD THROUGH THE EYES OF TOM BAKER

Hint: They all hate you

Also, Armando Iannucci looks terrifyingly young.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I want that fort
Even if it is rather French.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh I don't think so.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Microwave pasta?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Oh I think you love it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# that reminds me
I have a tin of hotdogs in the kitchen
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# they sell hot dogs in a tin?
O_o
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# As opposed to in a salmonella coating?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I've only ever seen hot dogs sold out of a carton.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# O_o they sell hotdogs in a carton?!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I'll sell them in anything just for attention.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# sexy results
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I'm with you meatyboy!
The idea of hotdogs in anything but a tin or possibly a vacuum-formed plastic package hurts my head
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Oh yeah
Jars too are NORMAL
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# it really does seem like a waste of glass
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# yes..
and in jars
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# i seeee
and i thought they were fresh meat type things you bought from a butcher or supermarket.

imagine the chemicals ...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# the chemicals are teh closest thing to food in them
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# that and the process
briney motherfucking sausages in mother fucking brine
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# briny sausages on a motherfucking plane?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# WIENERS.
hotdogsweinersandfranks.blogspot.com/

we certainly used to have canned franks on our supermarket shelves, though I can't see any in the online grocery sites now.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I remember the canned franks. Yes!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# even when I ate meat, I never did try one out of a can.
 
they're probably still available, but I generally pass by the canned meats without a second glance.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# tell me...
do they actually add even more preservatives to the canned hotdogs?
If so, they might contain the secret to everlasting life
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ingredients "material sourced from chicken" "material sourced from food processing" "material sourced from biological weapon research waste"(this is the bit with the food value) + colouring + stabiliser+salt
:D

yum!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Ingredients
Beef lips stand out as the most questionable ingredients I've seen in commercially available meatiness. Just which lips are they?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I could check the ingredients of the hotdogs downstairs
but they'll be something like "chicken" 60% and the remainder is rusk then colouring+msg+salt

it's shite ultimately
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# all sausages are little bags of mischief
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)
# "Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."
Otto von Bismarck
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Bags of delicious mischief
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Spitting and bubbling with tasty madness.
*drools*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# nothin' but assholes and pig lips.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# They used every part of the asshole.
Also
pig lips
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# needs more tripe!
has 'We Are The Lemon' seen this travesty?!?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# i actually clicked 'I like this!'
because I do i do i do!!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Like?
Bless you for liking what took me a few minutes of drunken spite to create...AND IT HAS RICE!!!!!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# oh!
If there was an 'I love this!' button, I would have clicked that
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Wow!
Thanks, mate; you made my night. G'nite!
(I'm off to eat some steak.)
G'nite b3ta!!!!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# YEEEAGRRHG!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)