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# Hello Satan...
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I bet halfway through that you wished you'd never started:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Yeah
It was a layery nightmare. I now realise what the colour coding is good for.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i know i did
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ahh, much neater than mine Mictolad
I'm going to hell AND getting bollocked off Satan.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# it's not better than yours
it's equally good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *click*
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s'not working
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# ha ha
but you have now made a rather substantial deposit in my offshore account.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Top innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I remember when you had bawls!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Aye, me too. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Haha genius!!
very funny
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Arf!
Oooh 28 days later on the telly!

Goodnight internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I thought that was a 'Jade dying soon' joke you sick freak!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Nope, just killer monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ARRGGH!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# if I could be someone else
it'd be anyone EXCEPT her
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# top marks for perseverance
i'll be glad when she's no longer newsworthy, it's all i've ever wanted from her, don't care how she goes, would prefer her not to die obviously, but i'll be glad when she's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I don't care whether she lives or dies, I just don't wish a painful death on anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# nor do i sir
nor do i, very sad state of affairs.

i just don't want to see or hear about her constantly, same applies to most minor celebs, and a lot of 'major' ones too. i'm afraid dear old jade, bless her, had me shouting at the telly from the moment i saw her.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# haha
luckily I had already fled the country before she arrived on the scene :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I was saying that I thought
she looked quite attractive with the bald head and a colleague said, yes she's really lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# There's a girl at work with a bald head.
She is mega attractive.
I don't think she has cancer though, she's been here too long!(if that's not a bad thing to say)Plus she's working!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# i have a thing for skinhead girls
it started with sinead o'connor, had a skinhead girlfriend once, scared the beejesus out of me, first date was going to get the back of her hand tattooed with a permanent henna type design, and i won't go into the piercings
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# androgyny
is sexy. Though being the narcissist that I am, I would say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I did one of these with a journalist called Andrew Dodd.
By the time I had resized his head for the thirty second time I was ready to kill kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I wanted to do Jade one.
All I could think was Goodies!! I started it, Thought something funny would occur. Fuck IT!
She's got cancer! and here she looks like a giant dog.


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(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# That's rather good actually.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Maybe her leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# hehehe!
whether that be jade or not, that's a fine image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# One heartily concurs.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# fucking hell i can't stand the goodies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# All Goodies?
Goodys or Goodies??
I can't stand the fucking Magic roundabout!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# i've never really liked tomato ketchup myself.
edit/ at this rate i'll have enough stuff about me to post 25 things on facebook, for whatever reason folk do that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
A STALKER AND ITS NOT D JOHNSTON!!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# What?
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT!!!!!!!

They were ace in their time.
But the shows haven't aged well at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Neither have I, which is why me and the Goodies get on very well indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Yeah but you're only 23!


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hands up this is a minor threadjack!!!
what hairstyle would you associate with nicole kidman?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Long, slighty curly blonde hair.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# i have a sketch of her mug here and i can't decide on the hairstyle
to me she seems to be associated with the style you suggest, and a very harsh, tight bun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I already explained,,, already! god sake.
All I could think was Goodies!! I started it, Thought something funny would occur. Fuck IT!
She's got cancer! and here she looks like a giant dog.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# brazillian
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# in eyes wide shut it was a landing strip...
although im thinking about here head hair
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# what stan said then
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# "The Nicole"
Like "The Rachel" but different.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# "papa"
you'll need to be a certain age
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Damn!
I'm old!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHMVsv5cD7E

5:15 i'm still in love
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# who's rachel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Bint from friends
Jennifer Aniston
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Charmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# they were well ahead of their time
in their time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# They don't make sense anymore.
But they did when I was 8!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# the goodies made perfect sense in the two episodes i've seen.
beef eaters shrink if they don't get beef and over-sensitive people faint at the word brassiere
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I have much time for Messrs Garden & Brooke-Taylor
Oddie can f*ck right off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
2 people more than enough for a trio anyhow.*

*misquote from john bird.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# He was the best one!!
I see your point in this current timeframe
but surely you didn't think that in 1979?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# bollocks oddie was the best of them!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# sacrilege!
 
although I haven't seen an episode in about twenty years..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Soon all the cancer will be absorbed by it been a dog.
*hull please*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)