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# Topical!
I reckon it's just a publicity stunt. They're not really going to charge. They just know the sheer possibility is scandalous enough to get them into every media outlet in Europe.
Only one thing worse than being talked about...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Being raped up the arse
with barbed wire?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Don't knock it til you've tri...
I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# pffft... dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# stubbing your toe on a doorframe?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Standing on an upturned plug.
WITH SOCKS ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# coconut crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# On that 'post your secret' site
I saw a post yesterday about someone's mum thinking she had got crabs from her job at the hospital, and asked him to shave her clean whilst laying, legs spread open, on the bed.

...even I felt traumatised just reading that.

Edit: I'm sharing the love ladies and gentleman, just spreadin' it around ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# What job at a hospital gives you crabs, ffs!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# depends how personal the examinations get, i suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# an underfunded IVF clinic?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I dunno, they charge for every small service already, doesn't it make sense for them to charge for the loo?
You already have to pay in some of the larger train stations etc.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I just m,entioned this at work
Oddly in Londinium, you have to pay at Kings Cross, but walk 500 yards down the road to Euston you DON'T have to pay.

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You do.
It's 30p. Unless you mean piss during the walk. Which is obviously free.

And a lot more fun if there are tourists about. THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOUR IN MY COUNTRY, YOU FOREIGN CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9222762
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# But at a train station you are not trapped in a tin can 30,000 feet up
There are always alternatives at or around a train station
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# inventing a new kind of hat and losing it in the post?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)