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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# oh
top work


you genius
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
It's clever really, making RyanAir plans smell of urine and faeces is a good way to make them even more unbearable. And they said it couldn't be done.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# i've never needed
a piss on a ryanair or easyjet plane in my life, you're on them for less than half an hour and there's a free toilet at each end which you don't have to wait for the captain to stop screwing his copilot to use

also, USairways transatlantic envoy class toilets are no better than their economy, but the seats are fantastic
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Got an FP sized one?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Pffft, nice sig sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# superb!


I've just realised this is in fact superb marketing.

They announce a 'plan' to charge people.
It gets them loads of free advertising, then they 'bow to public pressure' and ditch the idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ^this^
But the last time I went on holiday I found BA were around £40 cheaper and offered a better service than RyanAir i.e. free luggage handling, free food, free drinks, leather seats, staff that aren't Irish...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# but the won't bow to public pressure
they didn't with paying for luggage. or check in. or using your card to pay. or buying food...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Yes, but if they charge for the toilet they'll have to stop serving food or drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# What reasoning do you give for that?
Does that mean that train stations have to stop serving food?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# No, because train stations don't lock people in.
EDIT: And it's not my reasoning, it's Michael O'Leary's.
He came to one of my gigs a few years back and I asked him why they didn't have payloos.
He said they'd looked into it and couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Cheapest flights my backside
They may be the cheapest, until you get to the payment page and suddenly your £76 cheap return flight has turned into £150 or £200.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# :D

soup herb, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
shouldn't it be "Leaks on a Plane"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# No. Because 'Leaks' doesn't rhyme (as well) with 'Snakes'
I considered it, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I bow to your superior judgement :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# 'T-Immobile'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# bindun :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Is there anyone's idea you won't nick for cold, hard cash? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *thinks*
Michael Winner?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Topical!
I reckon it's just a publicity stunt. They're not really going to charge. They just know the sheer possibility is scandalous enough to get them into every media outlet in Europe.
Only one thing worse than being talked about...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Being raped up the arse
with barbed wire?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Don't knock it til you've tri...
I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# pffft... dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# stubbing your toe on a doorframe?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Standing on an upturned plug.
WITH SOCKS ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# coconut crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# On that 'post your secret' site
I saw a post yesterday about someone's mum thinking she had got crabs from her job at the hospital, and asked him to shave her clean whilst laying, legs spread open, on the bed.

...even I felt traumatised just reading that.

Edit: I'm sharing the love ladies and gentleman, just spreadin' it around ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# What job at a hospital gives you crabs, ffs!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# depends how personal the examinations get, i suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# an underfunded IVF clinic?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I dunno, they charge for every small service already, doesn't it make sense for them to charge for the loo?
You already have to pay in some of the larger train stations etc.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I just m,entioned this at work
Oddly in Londinium, you have to pay at Kings Cross, but walk 500 yards down the road to Euston you DON'T have to pay.

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You do.
It's 30p. Unless you mean piss during the walk. Which is obviously free.

And a lot more fun if there are tourists about. THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOUR IN MY COUNTRY, YOU FOREIGN CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9222762
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# But at a train station you are not trapped in a tin can 30,000 feet up
There are always alternatives at or around a train station
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# inventing a new kind of hat and losing it in the post?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
splendid :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hehe
i flew ryanair once from manchester to dublin.. never again... crisps all over the floor.. litter.. fucking scummiest airliner going.

but woo to the pic
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# If Jackson came at me with a tazer...
... that's what I'd do!

Nicely done. (*click*)
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
well done
(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ahem!
Wet Lease!!!
www.ryanair.com/site/EN/about.php?page=Lease&sec=LEASE
(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Reet good
that is.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)