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# I may have posted this on gayshift while pissed, wondered what dayshift thought...
*Awaits castigation


(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Does Rik Waller know she raids his wardrobe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *castigates*
Quite nice, but no no no bad person!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# CASTIGATE ME NEXT, BARRY!
BARRY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *thrashes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *provides castigation*
Tis lovely... but not in a new thread please, as it pushes other people's stuff off the board
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# you did post that on the gayshift, it was very nice, but now it is a pearoast in a new thread on tuesday.
this will not be pleasant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# is it still Tuesday?
I hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# yep about three hours sixteen minutes of tuesday left here
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# meanwhile I have given up on that horse game.
it was boring.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# shuddering fuck is that thing real?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Aye,
it is a King Vulture.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# A 'king vulture?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# It's got it's own built on fez.
(i presume that too is a real bird)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# yes real
but unlike the informative Mr Whoop! I can only go so far as telling you I think it is some kind of crane.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Ha!
That's you out of the running to replace Sir Attenborough when he shuffles off this mortal coil!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like his beanie hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ARGH!!!! Kill it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I rather like the style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yes please k thx by
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# PANCE!
Woo and no you didn't I checked.

EDIT: Ooopsy. yup you did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *castrates*
LOL! Oi! No Bollocks!

Yes, I am calling a spayed a spayed! HA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I thought spayed was specific to females and neutered was the term for males.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Fuck off dick head!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# HA I KNOW THATS SARCASM!! YOU THINK I'M A CUNT!!
NOW LICK ME!! PANDER TO ME!! CHASE ME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# alright lovely
sorry about lack of gaz replies, been working like a pussy-whipped suck-ass bitch recently, so not been on b3ta lately or had the nerves to write anything that isn't work-related.

I trust it is hanging well?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Nice but I'm going to parrot Scaramanga.
It is good though, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# oohhh that a lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Apologies everyone
*takes it on the chin X(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Filthy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# better than in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# apparently that moaning cunt kebab thinks this won't be pleasant as it's apparently a pearoast.
fuck it. this is very nice and gives me kind swellings in my pants. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Filthy bitch.
As well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# you write like it's a new discovery of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
You're worse than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hah!
chance would be a fine thing. right I'm off. fucking shite. cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Don't call me shite, I've told you before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# :D
Then my job is done!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I don't understand the fickle nature of b3ta.
one person pearoasts and gets flamed. this pearoast has attracted nice comments and the odd 'tut tut'

kindof like when crab bloke went over the file limit by a couple of meg.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# that marked the end of my nazi days.
I would feel pathetic castigating noobs for pearoasting or file-size limits when rob's internet bumchums can post 3mb gifs. Fuck the faq. I wouldn't touch your cock with it.

also, no offence meant, but you are the moaningest cunt on board.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
I only moan about certain things. At least I'm not a nazi.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# See I moaned about being called moany!
Oh the irony.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# HERE I COME NOW BEING MOANY MOANY!!
SHOOT EM DOWN TURN AROUND COME ON MOANY!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# It's the All-New Fluffy B3ta
where people politely point out errors rather than flame them to fuck

Or is that just me

the fact it's a good picture helps I think
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# well then I like the all new fluffy b3ta.
at the end of the day it's just the internet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# it's very nicely done, I do like it, (so much so it does deserve some WOOage)
but as everyone has said, please don't push other's work off teh /board with a new thread 'roast.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Especially mine
As it took me bloody hours, and I don't generally do bloody hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Delete it and repost it at the top
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# sound advice
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I may have posted this in the gayshift
and nicked most of the elements from a tutorial but if you are reposting then so am I.
Except I get to do it in your thread and not be shouted at. ( well, not for the same reasons ).



Click for bigger (391 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I followed a tutorial too!


:)

got bored with it 3/4 of the way through. your thing is quite nice, albeit a bit odd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I followed that one, here's me daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# U FILTAD!!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# oh that popular old chestnut.
filteriffic.
Mine took a spot of effort ( all day yesterday ) and started from this.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1236043526/modelwenonaphotographermarcusjranum.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh man pumping mine through all those filtahs was tough work!
regarding the source I'll be back in ten minutes or so.

ed: clarification of english pisspoor.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'm still fapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# That's uncredible!
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ta a similar image could be yours if you google flaming photoshop tutorial
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Woo!
I'm gonna go back to lurking, it's safer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I like this, it's very ethnic.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# damn, that's a bit too good!
'lo Pasa
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ello ello
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# A nice try!
But not as good as catnippppppp. Must try harder ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Advanced Photoshop
Issue 48 or 49?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It was issue
45. I explained where it was from when I posted it last night.
It's actually very different and just used the main elements and a similar style but I soon strayed as I normally do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Just recognised some elements, nott a criticism
tis very good, you've changed it a lot I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I had to fill it up with crap
to make it wallpaper-shaped ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Woo
reminds me of Mirrors Edge
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# forking lovely
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)