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# make it go pop! make it go pop!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I've heard you like a big read head...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# So does Maria Callous

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# is that what she looked like?
she's as lovely as her voice
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# fame costs
she ate a tape worm you know...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Is that Natacha Atlas' mum?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oooh Natacha Atlas
*rubs thighs*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *googles*
erugh!

now Queen Rania of Jordon - there's a lovely looking woman for you
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Bollocks.
She's lovely, belly-dances in all of teh sexeh way, and sings delightfully.

However - at one gig - when she came on stage and started, some bloke a few people down from us said loudly and agressively "Oh for fuck's sake this is that fucking Paki taxi driver music, innit?"

WELL YOU'RE THE MUG THAT PAID TO GET IN HERE, DOLT!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# What a shit.
Can't believe you got to see her.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# she look pained by it?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# She's an artist, you know what they're like
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# When are you going to answer all these questions?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Soon!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# What the fuck is everyone's problem?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# AIDS
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# The callous bitch!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Should I fake my orgasms?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# YES! YES! YES!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I was waiting for that one
:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i squeesh your head
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I love kids on the hall
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *phones social services*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *answers*
*gives silly reply*

*hangs up*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# + Kekekekekekeke!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Archhhhhhhh
DOn't you know it?

It's a bit like this :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbETsbv1NZ4
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I know it well
Was being a knob.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Wasn't it called 'The kids in the hall'?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# That's a different fetish.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I crusha your face
Always loved that show
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I watched an episode on mushrooms once
They had the winner of the "touch Paul Birelli" contest. I was in tears.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I find your cracking face disturbing
:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I find your knicker lace disturbing
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# You know what causes that, don't you...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hehe

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# top hole!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I still love this
have some turkey

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
my fave
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# pfft
needs more Richard Dawkins

needs more old bandwagons
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)