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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Annie's twelve years old in two more she'll be a whore
*didn't notice the lack of R.. ho hum.. puts sublime on*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I um...
don't suppose you have her number, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# 5546
Oh, wrong song.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# woo Sublime
havent listened to them in an age

*40oz's*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# velly good
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# top can!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# awww yesh is rubbery
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha! LOLCHINESE


(not aimed at you, I just wanted to join in).

Ahh, one of those lvely mornings where Mrs Boris takes the kids out and I can mong about. Except for some reason, the cleaning bug got me and I tidied half the house, descaled the kettle and bog and am now about to tuck into bacon and bbq sauce sandwiches, just to top off the packet of vanilla wafers I just ate.
Ahhhhh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hai
img156.imageshack.us/img156/1471/bottlek.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Oh hai, u 2


(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# o.O
I haven't seen any that are fucking yet...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Finshed?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# And.....
I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Directly opposite that portrait of Mao on the Forbidden City is a picture of Colonel Sanders off of KFC.
Chinese characteristics indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# That makes me sad.
Its a three-hour trip to the nearest KFC and would cost me nearly 50 quid by train.
sniff..
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# This must be my rucky day

www.follownobody.duckweedmafia.com/pictures/rucky%20day.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# velly rucky!
One of the Chinese research leaders in the department has the whole 'l' and 'r' thing pat with one exception. She keeps calling the master's student 'Barballa'...
And why the hell do Germans keep pronouncing the English 'v' sound as a 'w', when in theory it should pose a problem as they don't have a 'w' sound, but heavily use a 'v'?
My mind is wondering, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Germans don't have a 'w' sound?

What about Wasser?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Lordy lordy ;)
TJ
My 30 second effort...

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# did you play that tune? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Yes!
Actually, it was the last tune I played before I decided to wind down due to the gale force wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hurrah for waldeck :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It was just like this!
All alone outside. People fled to the bar inside while I was bombarded with leaves and stray plastic bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# boo :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
I raft an raft
(Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i would have gotten that a lot quicker
if i hadn't been looking for henry :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# solly
no henly today!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)