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# 'She is believed to have entered the room while Jack Tweed, Miss Goody's husband'
How the fuck can she be Miss Goody if she has a husband? Stupid fucking journalists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Then they would have to write Mrs Tweed
and nobody could ever put 2 and 2 together and realise that Miss Goody and Mrs Tweed were in fact the very same person - just Like Clarke Kent and Superman we would just never know!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Pffft. This is probably true.
Stupid fucking public.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Fucking People!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bGWXOKVBW0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I find that rather shocking and a bit upsetting.
I hope it would never be considered acceptable to mock people with learning difficulties on British television.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Posted in a thread
about JADE GOODY...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Jade Tweed sound like a material for a posh country-man's coat
"Yes sir we have that very style in Jade Tweed, but this is a rare material prone to cancer!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :D I need a tweed jacket
Mrs. UC got me a cravat for our anniversary, and I have nothing to wear it with... I look a little bit daft strutting naked around the house with a cravat around my neck... still sexy, but also a bit daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Pfft!
You need to get a tweed flat cap and a pipe too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I have a pipe
it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Damn it Redsushi you peed upon my cranium!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# LOLZORDS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# A cravat and a tweed jacket this of course will have to be accompanied
by a photograph to be viewed by b3tans. A pair of Jodphurs, riding boots and a flat cap too and don't forget a monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# interestingly enough
my family have intervened (especially Mrs. UC) and insisted that I not be allowed to get a monocle... although I think it makes perfect sense as I have poor eyesight in one eye only.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# (O)_o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
right - I'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think everybody has the right to own a monocle
if for nothing more than comedy situations.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I own 2
joined together by a little bridge and some arms attached to connect them to my ears
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# haha that would make then duo-monocles or something
bi-cles perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# spectacles even
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# What a stupid name!
It'll never take off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# but I want one for everyday use
... and a fob watch... and a country estate... and an Irish manservant who is also my closest friend and we've saved each other's lives on numerous occasions... and a rolls royce from the 60s...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You have been watching too much Fast Show
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I want a fob watch :(
I wear waistcoats quite often and thus need one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I have a fob watch - open face type
but i really want a pocket watch with a hunter case - you know the type you have to flip open
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# They are aces.
Dr When has a fantastic one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# also - tweed jackets, monocles, fob watches and pipes
this is the most dapper thread in a long long time... now where's that good for nothing Irish manservant of mine - I want to save his life again...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# that's the kind I have... on a nice silver chain
I used to clip it to my jeans and carry it in my pocket so now it's all worn and rubbed and weathered and looks cool as fuck... mmmmm - satisfying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# eh what?
JAde goody is now playing christopher reeve as superman? hence the wheelchair

I know I should newspapers more
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# maybe they had just read?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# doh
i blame these new glasses, the crisps in my keyboard and not paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# what flavour crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# mainly cheese and onion
and not those poncy pringles
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Reeves was lined up for the sequel ya know...
Super-Reeves Returns
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Perhaps she didn't change her name
I didn't. I'm still Miss H, even though I'm married to Mr M.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I thought technically miss was unmarried
and Ms was undisclosed... although I AM A MAN and so I have nomclementure and titular consistency for MY ENTIRE LIFE...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# It's supposed to be 'master' for an unmarried man and 'mister' for a married man
but everyone just uses 'mister' now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I thought master was a younger man
and you earned the title Mr. by turning 16
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Ah reet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Before Mrs UC I tended to call myself Esquire
but I am a bit of a dick like that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# they used mister back then too
have you not seen read Pride & Prejudice?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# master undercover -> mister undercover -> dr undercover -> prof undercover -> lord undercover etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Professor Sir Snoop UnderCover, VI Earl of Poppleton.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ^this^
Goody is her 'stage' name, so I'm sure she'd retain it

Ningles Miss H!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# by 'stage'
do you mean 'vapid quickly-shortening existence'?

err, I mean poor Jade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I don't mean the surname, I mean the Miss/Mrs bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)