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# Lols
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Aaand here's what you should look at
www.ryanair.com/site/EN/news.php?yr=09&month=mar&story=pro-en-120309

A b3tan sent me a link to this earlier. Apparently Ryanair, of all people, are now using my recent FP on their site.

Aside from how bizarre this is, do you think it's worth asking them for some money or something? Seeing as they are using it to promote themselves
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# haha
i think they'd probably just remove it if you asked for money
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Did you tag it?
Ask for free toilet on all flights
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# :/
I never tag anything
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Can you prove it's yours?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Or tell them about bummit and get them to sponser and pay for your flights home?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Now THAT is a good idea
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It certainly would save them alot of time of looking at goatse images for their little compo
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :\
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Surely if you still have the original image
with the individual layers, you can use that as proof.

It would be rather difficult for anyone to convincingly demerge the final image.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *opens photoshop and recreates*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Recreating it pixel perfect?
If you do manage it, i'll be impressed.
In fact, I'll send you cake in the post.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# You underestimate the power of the dark side.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# that's quite an odd thing for them to do.
also yes, you should definitely talk to them about it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# how about
"Free flights everytime you steal one of my pics you fucking thieving shameless cunts."
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# That's rather like asking for free meals in one of the skankiest restaurants in town
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# owned by the most disease-ridden tight-arsed pimp in the world.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# So that would be one flight then?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# probably
as long as you're not disabled or expecting it to be free.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Seeing as the prize is a thousand euros and they've fucking already used your work without asking you should ask for something.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I suspect his "entry" might be a worthy winner
They should probably give him the prize. Cunts.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# And having read further...
"Some of the best suggests to date are:

· Charging for toilet paper – with O’Leary’s face on it,
· Charging €2.50 to read the safety cards,
· Charging €1 to use oxygen masks,
· Charging €25 to use the emergency exit,
· Charging €50 for bikini clad Cabin Crew."

They owe him the prize.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Someone probably saw it and mailed it in as their own suggestion
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# So out of all five of those 'suggestions' they 'received'
three of them are on the fucking picture, and the other two they clearly made up themselves, because they're shit.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
They make it look like your picture is one that was submitted to them for their compettition.. don't they realise you were taking the biscuit?

I'd at least ask for a credit.

Cheeky barstewards.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# ooooh, I think that's worth a few free flights at the very least
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Ohhh what a wonderfully ironic post modern idea, dahlings.
I fucking HATE that company

If you could bottle my hate for that company, you could solve the world energy crisis overnight.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Not really. Even if we could bottle it doesn't mean it is a viable energy source.
I can bottle my piss but I don't go around trying to fill my car with it

Often.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I think making the step from bottling your hate
to using it for global energy would be a big step to take. Would it combust? Would it replace electricity? I think we're too early in the project to start making such projections.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I bottle my piss and put it in your mind.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# yes, just much less eloquently.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Fake
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# keep thinking, Rufio.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I'm sure that would be an amusing reference if I knew or cared what it meant.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# :o)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I don't know how it works
It just does
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I'm sold.
I'll take a quarter barrel.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Twelfty!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Haha, christ.
Cheeky bastards.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# cheeky bastards
spank them with mallets
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It certainly is a bit rude...
...but then, they could counter claim back at you for using the Ryanair logo in the post yourself.

Not that I'm defending them, as they are obviously shameless cheapskate bastards!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I know
Ah well. Can't hurt to try I guess
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *penny drops* WAIT
IT'S A TRAP TO FIND THE PERSON TAKING THE PISS OUT OF RYANAIR AND TO LURE YOU IN!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Personally, I'm in favour of defending the little guy
(in this case, your good-self Yemen) but the law is usually set up to defend the cunts at the top.

Shame really, as youre FP post really deserves that 1000 euros, and Ryanair really deserve to be liquidated, and their management liquidised.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Starting with this cunt
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# How has that image not been photoshopped yet?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Yep
O Leary is a cunt of the highest order
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Oh shiiii-
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh Hai.
I gazzed you a few days ago when the Daily Mail printed this on their letters page and credited it as, "Spotted on the internet by some woman"
looking at the Ryanair stuff you should at least be in line for a £1000 prize as you invented the flippin competition!
Good luck.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# who says they don't have a sense of humour
nitpicking a bit, but surely you could pay the £25 disembarkment fee using chip and pin hmm?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# oh dear!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)