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# optimized to buggery


and then a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# math b3tans!
If you take the area of a circle---divide by Pi ---then take the square root of that resultant figure---what measurement of a circle are you left with?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# radius?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I don't know, I blow at math
I was hoping someone here was good at it

EDIT: Yay! you got it right. I won a bottle of wine!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# you got wine?
sounds like maths has been improved since i were lad
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# in office random comp
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Math?
MATH?
They've "gotten" hold of you!
They've infiltrated your mind!

I bet you wear "sneakers" now.
*hisses*
*makes sign of cross*

Evening, Mr Essential :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# This^
Surely.

Nice rodent-wheely-processor-things BTW.

[Edit - well, that - radius]
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Yes.
Area = Pi R squared
divide by Pi = r squared
root = r
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling this is a trap?
Too much QI?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# use a calculator
maths is a job for machines, not people
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# this coming from Mr.Technical drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# maths and straight lines are very different things
most days i can barely count my own fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# thats what i've been telling my lectureres for the past 4 years
they dont seem to like it when i say the computer does magics
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Circumcission . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Pi times Radius Squared = Area of a Circle
Thereby the Area / Pi = Radius Squared so the square root of which is the the Radius of the Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# a mince round
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# English muthafucka? Do you speak it?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# You missed an 's' of maths up there as well ^
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# oh the shame...
):
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Do you need mutant hamsters
for ternary devices?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha this is grand & silly
and therefore should be used on the side of all PC boxes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# ahh.. now it is all clear
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# haha :D
hamsters? mine's only got a woodlouse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Why are you not in charge of Intel's marketing?!?!?!
Or are you...

*Cleek*
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# A Core 2 Duo is a brand, not simply a dual-core.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# yes, but it seemed to fit them so well
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Really?
*hoovers the tannoy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# A Core 2 Duo is an Intel processor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Saves on battries . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I love the way they are using all that power to light up the words gettyimage!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeee!
yays Comic relief yam starting and i haz already raised 40 squid:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I am doing a sponsored bowl this evening...
to raise money for my beer later! Red Nose Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Doing a donation only entry to watch it with nibbles and booze.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# What - Me bowling! GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Yes
It is COMIC relief after all:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# this
explains why the manual says to shove carrots in the side of the computer
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)