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# asparagus
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# *Firm applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Nicely done.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# holy shit i used to have that lunchbox :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Ha nice!
Does anyone rmemeber the Anorak from CBBC?

Also, the board is a lot tidyer now ive ignored JMG
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Yes I do
I can believe the BBC still employ that bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# EVERYBODY LOOK. I'VE IGNORED JMG. LOOK. IGNORE. THE IGNORE FEATURE. JMG. JMG ISN'T BOTHERING ME. I AM ABOVE THAT LEVEL. LOOK. JMG. BLOCK. BLOCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# The week I was Jam Mistress Geordie I had none of this.
:(


I appreciate the grown ups of b3ta who can still have fun like the old days.
Recognise.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# If I don't ignore you will you buy me a puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I'll magically make them appear in your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I only want one puppy.
NO DEAL.

I HOPE YOU REALISE I'M GOING TO SIP MY CHEAP LAGER ANGRILY WHILST I TOTALLY BAN YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I've already put JMG on ignore.
I'll tell you all in a bold font in the next few moments.

Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I am readying my glands.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i always loved the phrase "SOUND THE IGNORE HORN!"
i think people should say that more
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# *noted*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# These people usually don't have me on ignore at all.
But enjoy the JMG banter.

But yes. I feel b3ta should employ a horn noise whenever JMG drama is about.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# In my mind there's a fog horn sounding in the wobblers homes whenever you post.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I imagine them quickly switching off the deep fat frier when the horn goes off.
Before wobbling down to the basement to minimize the game of World of Warcraft so they can instantly start a new thread on how boring my life must be.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# It's immensely upsetting.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# inevitably
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/q.php?i=jmg
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# For posting some pictures and sparking up some conversation for a while?
WHAT A VILLIAN THAT JMG IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Ha, didnt do it for any particular reason
other than he was cluttering up the board, and distracting me from desks..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Who thinks this is the real reason?
Why isn't spacefish on block?


This user is RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha, that's ace, that! *click!*

TJ:
You people are all far too neat. It's like you don't use your desks at all :D


Click for bigger (257 kb)

those are holly willoughby's tits btw.
You may also notice a half eaten bag of popcorn, an empty mini-cheesecake pot, and the remains of a chinese takeaway.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# YES MORE DESKS!
EDIT: WHAT DOES THE SIGN BEHIND THE PIGGY BANK SAY?

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# YOU FINISHED ALL THE BATTENBURG!
you rotter!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I posted a picture of full battenburg earlier and thats what started the desk pictures
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# hahaha....
I think I have some bakewell tarts somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I think tom o bedlam made a comment on how clean my desk was
and he posted one of him naked in a lamp on his desk, and so RDS was born :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# After last week's tin foil hat day
I'll make sure I'll spend more Sundays on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Haha, was that last sunday?
Wow, sundays got fun!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Boredom can drive people to great creative exploits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Sunday evening are often the best on B3ta
Sometimes Grey Kid posts and that's worth hanging around for as well as the usual Sunday night silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# These desks have been going on since about two when I got back from tescos
Thats quite a deskathon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# you have a fine assortment of toys and things and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I know
THE FOX ON THE WINDOWSIL IS MY FAVOURITE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# the battenburg
is a nice touch - but you ated it all!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It was delicious and not very nutritious :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# wash some fucking cups you pikey!
and put that rubbish in the bin.

Belive me, I spent about half an hour tidying my desk before I took a photo of it.

And it still looks untidy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I only actually use one of them, the others are stuck in their place
Bin is full of wank
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# ewwww! Filthy beast!
Is that what the tissues are for?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# That and my horrific cold
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# well you can keep that to yourself
thank you very much.

Still, cake is actually a cure for the common cold. This is a little-known fact.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Three, possibly four empty mugs
bog roll, toucan, empty Battenburg cake wrapping, something that looks suspiciously like garibaldis on the left.
A true B3tard!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Only 3 emptry mugs, the "4th" is a pot of sweet and sour sauce from a chinese about a month ago...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*slaps Epiphany on back*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Im just really fucking lazy :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# this is another good desk
clutter is good when it comes to desks
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Does this count as a desk?


note addition of cat and domo
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Cat is not desk D-
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# but thats NOT FAIR
I don't have a desk, I only have a lap.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Sorry, thems the rules
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I choose not to live by your rules.
rebellion!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Tickle the cat! Tickle it! Tickle the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# its staring at me
I think it's trying to communicate with me somehow
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# It's probably puking. Or thinking about puking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Awesome. A screen wipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# aw...
your cat is like mine but with shorter hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# we have the same laptop
except mine doesn't have little feet growing out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# They're a customisation
you have to ask Dell nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Haha things I learned today:

- most b3tans are complete sloths
- most of them also can't photograph for shit

sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Things I leered at today:
Boobs.
My knees.
A radiator.
Dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What did you expect?

Jahled isnt about :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Is he a tidy chap?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I dont know, but he takes good photos :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# blame my phone for the crappy picture; I like to blame my tools rather than lack of skill.
yes, i am a sloth. I hang from trees upside-down, and I move only when I have to.
My claws, however, are quite impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Do you also only come to the ground about once a week to take a shit?

I am just taking the piss, you did realise that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# come down? dont be silly, I let it drop on unsuspecting passers-by
(I know, so was I :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# You are not an actual sloth AICMPGHFT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# your mouse is
looking at me funny...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It's possessed. Actually, it's microsoft, but I guess it amounts to teh same thing.
www.gadgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/microsoft-sidewinder-mouse.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Finally! A place to store my fives and tens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# True!
My room is too big to focus on any one thing so this is a general view.
A close up would reveal some pretty messy habits.
I have 3 metres of desk space, rapidly filling.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# classic anglepoise
lamps ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# No lions: FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# But there are real lion paw prints on the small dog's bed
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# you have a blue screen?
I bet you do the weather forcast in front of that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# now that's just showing off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# True
I love my media room. It has knobs, buttons, switches and sliders and lots of sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# crikey!
it is a secret bond movie villians underground lair-room!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# This looks foreign
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# very nice!
have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# what's with all the desks, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# RDS
innit? Get yours out!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# you're in b3ta.com/desks
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Where is your desk?!
HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Go on, post a picture of your desk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# right, I will
like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9273972
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9272941
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# My dinky little workspace... invaded!


Christ that last post was a big one... sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# that cow-hide
cloth is lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Tipped it, skinned it and brought it home...
... all by myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)