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# Whilst comparing penis sizes...
Forgiving of size, cba edit - pre-0500 & daughter up and wanting attention.

fixd.
Forgiving bunch.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL!
BIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# It's still half a meg after the edit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I know
Desk day is officially ruined :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# just fuck off
2 fucking meg.

EDIT: No not fixed. Divide by over four and then you'll be fixed!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# WOAH - SIZE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# you are an utter cunt and going straight to ignore
as I 'cba' to give you screen time
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# i came back to this!!!!
fucks off again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Calm down dear
It's only a gay shifter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# *ahem*
Filesize?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *polite, appreciative clapping*
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
edit: In other news, your desk looks fucking MOULDY
editedit: No, it ain't fixed yet, keep trying

editeditedit: Congratulations!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# But RDS was so much fun
I spose it had to come to an end some time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# BIGGAR
I need you to fit your entire computer table in my living room FFS!

No wonder you have 3 monitors you just don't have the pixel capacity on one fucking screen!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# As your attorney, I advise you to FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# This kind of legal advice should be more widely available
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Yes.

Still way too big for a still image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Quite so -
Odd, I seem to recall Photoshop has an 'optimise to filesize' option...

I'm sure I saw that somewhere.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I APPEAR TO BE DOWNLOADING YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Top marks!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
the bloody picture's too big for my room, i'll be back in a tick i'm taking my computer into the garden.
edit/ bang up to date

also, why all the desks?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9274045
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Tom O'Bedlam posted a pic of his desk

Only thing was he didn't notice his nakedness was reflected in his desk lamp
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# >:( IT WAS ME!
I Posted battenberg, tom o bedlam complain at lack of clutter, he posted nekkid picture of his desk, thus starting deskothon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Yes, you started it
but it was Tom's that made the frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# sry
Wife's desk to left, laptop server behind and daughters desk to right.
"How I lost friends and pissed people off."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# camel!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# it's a natty cigarette dispenser
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# ooo!
posh.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Oi I said it first hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
heheh, cheers guys!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# *applauds, cheers and does a 21 gun salute*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Awww, you made Dawson cry.

Edit: Pffft! Clone wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# he is such a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# you may cause some peoples screens to explode with that.
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# haha what are you doing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# =|
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# And it's still smaller than CrabBloke's last image
SATIRE

*edit* No, not fixed. Improved, but not fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# ICE BURN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# for fuck sakes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Aw c'mon no no no....
Big images hurt my tiny little laptop... go pick on a broadband your own size!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Goldfinch
They are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# This coincided with a message from my ISP
warning me I've used 70% of my bandwidth allowance.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# :(
boo for silly foreign places...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha THIS
with brass knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# My workspace pimped out


Woopdy doop bigger screen... but same 58k file space. (same cow skin though)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# haha
perfect for 500k images...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Heh...although
If pron happens on the B3ta boards it's difficult to sheild the screen from innocent eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# laughing man is laughing
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# My desk
Sorry about the low quality it is a combination of poor lighting and a shit cameraphone.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)