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# Bit late for the SkugChallenge, but still wooable!
And TJ :
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
which of the 5 others is it then?

and was she doing one a night or did they all have a go the same evening?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# 2 years they were together
he must be gutted, it's a hefty portion of his life!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# And he's getting on in years - he's nearly 14...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# HAHA
What a fucking loser :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahha!
and I always thought hte Jeremy Kyle show was a scripted sitcom... Looks like this stuff really does happen for real :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I said it from the start!
his little peepee wouldn't touch the sides.

*refuses dna test*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# That kid will suffer for this for the rest of his life - stupid little twat
and he had to ask his mother what a DNA test was and I'm surprised that she knew the answer :D

Chavs and their silly ways.

Actually I think the father may well be Darth Vader Joseph Fritzl
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# He now gets the title "World's Youngest Cuckold"
And a substantial cheque from the tabloids.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Well the cheque will in some small way cushion the blow
of his social retardation he could buy a playstation3 and hide away from humanity until he's 50.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# This isn't enough justice, but it's a start.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I fucking knew it!
There's no way he can 'produce' let alone reproduce.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# OH FUCKSOCKS!
I was hoping it would be proved as his...

* Runs to the bunker to hide from the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Aww he'll have to quit Fathers for Justice.
Still, he only joined 'cos he already had the Spiderman outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha
top draw parenting from the dad there...

“He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)