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[challenge entry] Raising a child is not difficult if you follow these instructions
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(Lord Chode, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# or one very raped and dead one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# also: TJ
It's not even funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# OK the fact that the BBC have seen fit to repeat the so-called joke on their website kind of undermines their position on it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# News is Hypocritical!
when has this ever been the case ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Dangermouse is a Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Ooh, carrots!
Who'd have thought it, a cartoon about a white mouse and his little brown sidekick.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# a spokeswoman said he had been "horrified" when hearing he had "given offence"
To whom?

It wasn't broadcast and no complaints were made, so who did he 'give offence' to.

And it's not racist anyway
Or funny, as Griffy said
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# now this is both funny and offensive
b3ta.com/board/9306550
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahahaha lmao!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# and then theres this:
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# he gave offence to me
by appearing on that twat's radio show.


/still pissed off that Pete and Geoff got knocked off breakfast for that jumped up wanker, and that Geoff's been knocked off late nights, and they've employed Iain Fucking Lee
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I thought CoC was good on xfm
and his leaving seemed to be instrumental in it's decline

Always liked Pete and Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# i liked o'connel
up until he did that channel 5 show and i realised what a colossal cunt he is. he's still better than Moyles, but since he can't fill dead air for 5 minutes between songs i think I might offer radio 1 my arsehole on a particularly flatulent day to replace him. I quite like Allan Lake though, right kind of mix of self deprication and faux self-love
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Dear god
People get wound up over a crappy joke like that?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# No, that's the weird thing
People think people are going to get wound up by it, and self-censor, therefore making the situation worse and craeting a 'panic' where none would have existed.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I'm incredibly offended. Some of my best friends are hats and coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# i am appalled.
And so are the rest of the ppalled people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# That's simply ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# or a very loyal and determined one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Surely the best way to bring up a child
is with 2 fingers down the back of the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# yea
if you want to bring up its guts
(Lord Chode, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# is the typographical error in your sig deliberate?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I was also just thinking this....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# or some remarkable insight in to the way a mind works
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# PEDOFILS OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# dey tuk ar jeeeeeebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I find this disturbing
I was left in an office and raised by accountants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# lots of 'double-entry' eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
#
A little boy says to his mother, "Mummy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# HILLBILLY DIVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The
farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'


The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?


The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.


The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the
John Deere'


The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'


By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The
farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# heard that one before
classic!
(Lord Chode, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)