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# bobo dor i dont think you are very nice to politicians
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# And rightly so.
All politicians are scum. This is scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Exactly
Where else can the inept expect to earn £100k p.a. + expenses?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# not expsenses
...allowances

that's the rub.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Spot on!
Wish the tax payer would pay for me to watch porn in my second home! I'd spank myself dry! LOLZ
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more smutty film :D

Terrific video as well sir :D

EDIT: Are the cunts still allowed to claim expenses without receipts up to £250 or have they sorted that now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I think they're revising the amount down
but it seems everything is waived through anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I am so going to become an MP when
I am older.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
excellent on both counts

I hate that fat tory

"you can't be sat on a train thinking are you going to make it or aren't you going to make it"
-Welcome to my world
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off of my bench, before I pump your guts full of lead!"
heheheh, woo sir, VERY woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# My sister, until she was about 18,
thought that said "punch your guts to the left".

I like the idea of punching someone so hard they become egalitarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hah
i punched someone to the far right once
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The possibilities are endless.

I was down the pub the other night, and I punched this fella so hard at closing time he became a progressive liberal. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha, that would be something!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# My sister is an idiot.
And she is a teacher now too. I fear for the future of kids in South Norwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# woah
I was just looking at sauce images for this and thought it wont be worth it cos BBO will post something smart and brilliant and here it is.

still if you were married to her I bet you'd download porn too...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# heheh
while repeating "At least I'm not married to Blears. At least I'm not married to Blears."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I married Teresa May once.
Sadly it was the politician and not the glamour model....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# perhaps ill make some
Jacqui Smith keyrings - enough room for every front door key she claims on
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# yer
she'll be proposing a 'front door key' database next

to fight terrorism an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And when she is forced to resign from the cabinet, you can use them as life size replicas of the London Eye. No Lose scenario!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Teh Blears!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Are all our ministers like this?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# poor Mr Pickles
he just wants a nice dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I pay my taxes so Jacqui Smith's husband can have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# aw come on, it's the only 'me time' he gets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Why can't he just download it off the internet
like everyone else? Lazy bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ^this
only someone over the age of 40 would make such an elementary mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'm going to start to claim mine back on my tax form
what's the going rate?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# £1.28 per cc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'M GOING TO BE RICH!
RICH I TELLS YA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
RICH DRY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I've whittled it to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha
My new facebook status right there...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# That MP is my MP.
And in reality he's pretty much been worth the money that's been spent on him.

Value for money is fine. He's played by the current rules and more power to him.

The people who are taking money and doing fuck all for their constituency is another matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# haha!
that pickles thing is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# artfully done
also - in a similar vein
www.b3ta.com/board/9321998
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)