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# Greedy Scarlet....

And a little pin up.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Selfish beyatch
:)

EDIT: I like the pin-up. Does she have a white beaver?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I haven't got any easter eggs at all yet.
This is very serious.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Me too

People, what is up with this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I have two boxes of Creme Eggs
and am trying to schedule in a period of time when I can eat them all.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# 3:45 in the Morning
Set your alarm and then get up and don't go back to bed until you have eaten the lot
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That type of science has been done with a yard of Jaffa Cakes
The only person who managed to succeed was Mr Pineapple who liquidised them all (with milk) and drank them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# 0_0
I would loved to have seen what the resulting brew looked like
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Reliable witnesses described it as "Jaffa-tastic"
/wasn't actually there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I must check my archives
because they all sent me pictures as "proof".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I don't seem to have any either. then again, I haven't bought any for anyone either......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# The easter bunny was originally a noble hare, symbolising fertility.
The Christians - once again - nicked the pagan symbolism and reduced it to ... well - the easter bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Inner monologue-tastic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Sexy pinup!
Cor - look at the lines on those 404s!
EDIT - ah, fixed now. Nice - she looks very smug! Very chunky neck though

Squirrels with tits overload!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha
It'd probably only go straight to their ears anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Easter eggs are delicious
I can't have any this year though :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Scarlet Clones
Ideologies! Henegonic pyramids!

EDIT: Pinup looks like Ivy I'll bet.

How did Scarlet get so many tops?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# The pin up's a PE teacher, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# None of my PE teachers ever looked like that!
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# her pose is similar to one that's being told off
for being naked on the internets. Or in her undies, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Rilly?
Missed that one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# apologies for the Sun....
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2351690.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# No beard (well none we can see from that angle :P)
Even the female ones have beards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That's one PE teacher I WOULDN'T mind being molested by in the showers
Oh no, you gave me flashbacks :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Re: pin up
*spluff*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Aww
I hoped they would fashion foil hats to prevent brain wipeage.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That ties in nicely with my compo suggestion
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post396671
and would stand a good chance of winning.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ...orly
I can see that suggestion going off the rails very quickly as B3ta goes porn-tastic for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah, but at least it wouldn't just be a shed load of TOAPS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# True :D
But it would be like a MSpaint version of Redtube NSFW for 5 days
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Haven't heard of Redtube.
Is it like Youporn?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah same thing
(probably should stick a NSFW in case anyone dashes off to google it at work)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# *adds to favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Aroused as in sexual arousal
or could it be aroused as in mouth-watering confectionary arouses?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Marzipan arousal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wanders off in an almondy erotic daze
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Yes. Photoshopped alarm clocks are also acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Does LEGO count?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Yes, lego is extremely sexy
although the edges are a little sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I like her way of thinking *hides eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Heh
Poor Art. I bet he's going batshit.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Those weren't little
But they did get my pin up.
(Jokel, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Lovely
both of them
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# awsome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)