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# what's black and white and tells the pope to fuck off?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# An agnostic panda
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
Pandas on smack?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# the human race?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# this is better than the real answer

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# The chinese like the pope then?
RACISTLOLS

Also did anyone here what prince phillip said to Barak Obama
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Was it "Hello sooty"?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# almost, the conversation went something like this
the queen said: you must be very busy
then obama said: yes, i've just been meeting with the chinese, and after this im meeting the japanese

then prince phillip asked "how do you tell them apart?"

all the news bulletins afterwards showed them meeting, but muted the sound
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It wasn't just the words that made me facepalm
it was the excited way his face lit up and he scooted over, grinning, waiting for the second he could get into the conversation to say it.
He obviously thought he was being very witty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I liked how he issued Obama to turn around for a photograph by flicking his wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD1xJMNAoCs&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Haha, the pause before the reporter starts talking is ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha, typical :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Did he say "Can you get me a brandy please, lad, and there's some shoes that need shining over by the door" ...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah. He uttered one line (after hello) and managed to make it a racist one
You've got to admire his ratio
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Crude oil
with yoghurt in it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Euronymous.
www.azheavymetal.com/black_metal/02_euronymous/pintura/euronymous.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha what on earth is going on there
he must be the guy who got kicked out of kiss for taking it all too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'm not explaining Black Metal to you, it'll take far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# skip to the end

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# \m/

I heard Varg (his killer) was released very recently
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I know, even with the break out a few years ago .
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, that was quite a silly episode, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# He's quite a silly person.
He was FINE in the early 90s, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# A zebra with a social disability
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# the bible?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# this is good too
it's the joke with a thousand punchlines
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# his mum and dad
oh no thats Obama
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Priests
(protestant ones)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Lesbian nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# A nun who's won the lottery?
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