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# Forty-seven nuns walk into a bar:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Why is it always walls in your images?

Also, in responce to "Forty-seven nuns walk into a bar:"

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# because they make great ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Were they suicide nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# i thought that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Force of habit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Needs more rain
Very nice though.

And Rorschach died 87 years ago today.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# SPOILERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Look naff on cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# They look awesome on pushchairs though.
WHOOSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Pimp My Ride : Junior Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# If you didnt see it last night
LOL XBOX! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Oh you will like this.
My son was excited this morning when I told him daddy has bought an xbox ( we are a console free family ) and was talking about new 360 games and if he was good he might be able to have it in his room during school holidays.
You should have seen his face when I explained that I have bought an original xbox and that there will be no games or controllers and Daddy has bought it for the sole purpose of adding to the network to stream downloaded films from the server to the TV room to save me making discs.
he was not impressed.
I bought another one this morning actually, for the bedroom for the same purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
You are a bad bad father ;)

Give the kid some fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :D
It's his birthday soon. he's getting a telescope.


(ok, and a PS3 but that's not my idea ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# PS3 eugh!
The controllers are too light, not enough meat to them, that and the limited back catalogue of games.

But Im sure he'll have fun playing it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# if you think I'll
let anyone in this house who has ever seen a wii, let alone the toy itself, you would be sadly mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Haha, you are such a cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# PS3s are brilliant.
If you're going to own a console, that's the one to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# PS3 is better than sexbox 360
if only for the following reasons: blue ray, wifi, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE, it doesn't sound like a helicopter struggling to take off ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# The one problem I have with it
is it attracts lots of dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# that is does missus
also - Street Fighter isn't as good as I'd hoped it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I haven't played it...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# it's really not great
which is a shame because I had high hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# reflector or refractor?
I remember having much fun with my birthday telescope :)
It's still at my parents' somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I'm not sure yet.
I have a 7" meade refractor and a maksutov cassegrain but they are not toys so i want to start him off with something he can handle. A small reflector probably, just to see how interested he gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Sounds reasonable.
That's some nice gear you've got there! I've yet to buy a "grown-up" telescope, but the purchase is delayed by monetary reasons and the fact that I'm living in a city :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Will you be annoyed if he ignores the telescope
And starts mindlessly killing stuff on the PS3?
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# no. He asked for the telescope.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# oh thats cool. your children are well rounded i geuss.
i find being well-rounded is not economical. so i just play games.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# He's only 9
and has the v+ box set to regularly record the sky at night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# set the PS3 up
at a great distance away... then he can use both presents at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# evil
i'm getting a 360 soon, as soog as i get my bloody Masters out the way
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It's getting in the way of my MEng
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# woo
yay for MEng, thats actually what i'm doing none of that MSc nonsense
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yay!
What kind?

Chemical all the way.....
Now I need to apply for jobs
/lazy blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Computer Systems Engineering (its actuall Electronic Stuff)
I'm tring to persue my dream of making giant robots.
I can't find any jobs in this though.. cant find any jobs at all.
Maybe i should try looking.
Proirities: MEng then XBOX then job (when my parents get really angry).
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# pwned by doctor manhattan

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :)


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i'm reading v for vendetta at the moment
what a book
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# YES
way better than the film
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# there is no film in existence better than the book upon which it is based
i am prepared to be proved wrong
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Lord Of The Rings
Book - Tedious.
Film - Decent.
(Bloch McParty, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# What?
Lord of the rings is the single most epic story ever written.
The films were great but I can't help thinking there is a whole generation will never read the books now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hmmm
I just seem to recall falling asleep a lot while trying to read LOTR. The version I had was an old one split into 6 books, and I don't remember anything really happening in about half of them, just a lot of walking about.

I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad book, I'm just saying I think in this case, the film is superior to the book. I do think that in 99.9% of cases though, books are better than the films.
(Bloch McParty, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I was too young when i tried to read it and only got half way through.
So for me LOTR movie was better
but
films like IRobot take a huge steaming dump on the book. The robots books by Asimov are amazing. The film was simply retarded.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Possibly I was also too young
I think I was about 13 when I read LOTR so possibly my attention span was not what is required for such a tome.

That being said, I still think the films are better than the book in that case.

Agree with you on iRobot though, definitely.
(Bloch McParty, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Ok. Tedious might not be a bad
word because they are seriously hard work i know. I'm just a bit precious ( pumn intended) about Tolkien because when i was given 'the hobbit' by my aunt aged around 7 I just know that it was a life changing moment and altered the way I perceive books now. This is why my boy is surrounded by books and not games consoles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I'm the same about Pratchett
Got all irritated with some of the TV adaptations they've done in the last few years. They're not all that bad, but they're just not what I had hoped for. Teatime in The Hogfather was a major let-down for me especially.
(Bloch McParty, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ^


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# lolwut?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# this is clearly nonsense and will be treated as such

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# The Shining
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yeah. Another excellent
graphic novel. I have half-heartedly started a painting of V in the same style as the rorshach one I did a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# You - brawn + more mental = Rorschach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# he is my favourite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I did mean it in a nice way, he is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# GIVE ME BACK MY FAAACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# what's black and white and tells the pope to fuck off?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# An agnostic panda
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
Pandas on smack?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# the human race?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# this is better than the real answer

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# The chinese like the pope then?
RACISTLOLS

Also did anyone here what prince phillip said to Barak Obama
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Was it "Hello sooty"?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# almost, the conversation went something like this
the queen said: you must be very busy
then obama said: yes, i've just been meeting with the chinese, and after this im meeting the japanese

then prince phillip asked "how do you tell them apart?"

all the news bulletins afterwards showed them meeting, but muted the sound
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It wasn't just the words that made me facepalm
it was the excited way his face lit up and he scooted over, grinning, waiting for the second he could get into the conversation to say it.
He obviously thought he was being very witty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I liked how he issued Obama to turn around for a photograph by flicking his wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD1xJMNAoCs&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Haha, the pause before the reporter starts talking is ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha, typical :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Did he say "Can you get me a brandy please, lad, and there's some shoes that need shining over by the door" ...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah. He uttered one line (after hello) and managed to make it a racist one
You've got to admire his ratio
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Crude oil
with yoghurt in it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Euronymous.
www.azheavymetal.com/black_metal/02_euronymous/pintura/euronymous.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha what on earth is going on there
he must be the guy who got kicked out of kiss for taking it all too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'm not explaining Black Metal to you, it'll take far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# skip to the end

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# \m/

I heard Varg (his killer) was released very recently
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I know, even with the break out a few years ago .
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, that was quite a silly episode, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# He's quite a silly person.
He was FINE in the early 90s, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# A zebra with a social disability
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# the bible?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# this is good too
it's the joke with a thousand punchlines
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# his mum and dad
oh no thats Obama
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Priests
(protestant ones)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Lesbian nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# A nun who's won the lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Ow!
It was an iron nun.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ... and it goes green and kind of mouldy?
atmosphereic picture, anyway
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Nicely sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)