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I know, I know, I am not allowed to make Star Wars jokes....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

this

needs to be made

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

No it doesn't.

Star Wars sucks donkey balls.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

how does it

have you seen it and based a judgement
made a judgement and not seen it
or just don't like the cult status it has?

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Ha.

Just doesn't interest me greatly. I saw attack of the clones a couple of months ago and didn't think it was horrendous. However, the reverie which is paid to it is over the top IMO.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

the news ones are rubbish

but if you get a chance to see the old series I'd advise it.

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

I don't actuvely avoid them,

just have things I would much rather watch.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

I agree with this statement.

I've seen it several times and it bores me to tears.

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Shlvng, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

they are good, fun family movies that too many people take far too seriously

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

This is what gets to me.

Star Wars being voted the best film of all time just makes me laugh.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

true

it's clearly jurassic park 2

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Na, blatently Van Wilder: Party liason

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

May I suggest Flubber?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

18 year old virgin?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

WE HAVE A WINNER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

You haven't seen the Love Guru.

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

But seriously... Heat... what a film

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

s'ok. best movie ever made is Alien

best kids movie ever is aladdin
and best animated movie is howls moving castle

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

Wrong Wrong Wrong!

Best film ever: Goodfellas.
Best Kids Film Ever: Toy Story
Best Animated Movie: Spirited Away.

Yes, I said it! Spirited Away kicks Howls arse!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

me and my moving castle will kick your arse

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

Fuck you!

*turns into a dragon and kills you and sets fire to your moving castle*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

*kidnaps your class and makes you fight each other to the death*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

Fuck you Battle Royale!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

Erm, it already is made.

Wookieepedia.

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

Seriously,

what the fuck is with Star Wars nerds?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'd just like to say -

I'm more of a Kubrick nerd than a starwars one.

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Then I'm afraid you're a lost cause.

Kubrick was a dick.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

how?

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)

These are not the droids you are looking for.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Oh, alright then.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

It's no fun if you don't play along.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9368895

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Hurley, writing Empire strikes back! LOL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

Eh what?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

LOST LOLS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

Saw the first 10 minutes or so of the first episode

and turned it off.

However, www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvkEFP_8H5Q

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

LOLs just watched that actually.

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

s'good innit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Yeah tis. Dharma shit gonna hit the fan now.

No new episode next week though, boo.

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

Boooooo indeed...
but that's one less distraction to get in my way! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

haha ^_^

Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc,
we got the Ewoks.

It all could’ve been avoided if they just communicated.
And let’s face it...The Ewoks sucked, dude.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

Arf

Miles/Hurley exchanges are great

"You're just jealous my power's better than yours."

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

Hurley's great :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

why, are they usually shaggy-dog type jokes?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

Nah,

I have never seen the film innit :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

FORE!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

I waited and waited and waited :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

Sorry to dissappoint

but I just couldn't bring myself to do it

EDIT: or animate it

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Doooo eeeeeet

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

*googles hamster guts

*bokes

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

Awwww :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

'still awaiting impact'

'edit'
ooh might compo roast this oldie

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McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

REWENGE!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

DISASTER LOL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

'flounces'

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McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

I love how he smiles on the way back up!

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McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

Well... wouldn't you? : D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

i am enjoying watching this over and over and over

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

It is fun.... shame about the optimisation :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

I could watch this all day : )

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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

Great idea wish i thought of it! :)

(Fly Projector, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

HAHA

wut?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

I have been trying to use that source for years...

Just say'n wish i had the idea

(Fly Projector, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

Rawwwrndom article :)

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

*clicks*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

>:(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

You were beaten to it, i'm afraid

Wookieepedia
_{hate to be the party pooper here}

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

Fucking hell!

And that there is another reason why I hate Star Wars fans ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

I just clicked random and was presented with the sentence "Itipiniwi was a wilwog that won Best in Show at the Mid-Rim Domesticated Sub-Sentient Show in 22 BBY"

Fucking nerds.

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

i'm not sure why but that makes me laugh every time i see it

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

I just read on the BBC site

that those that claimed their religion to be 'Jedi' in the census a while back were grouped with atheists in the final tally. Bit odd that.
(Scottish Jedi Policemen story linky)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm
A disturbance in the farce!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

People are fucking idiots.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

and idiots are fucking people.

Shame the two species are compatible really.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

im looking at it wondering when wookiepedia changed it's format

and why you screenshot it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Yeah, it has been pointed out already that it already exists.

I apologise for not being a pathetic nerd who is obsessed with a 30 year old family film.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

i have to admit i was pretty upset when I found out about it.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber

it's just sad.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

They are fucking pathetic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

they could just be very shy and depressed people.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

Leave the house, take some Prozac.

Problem solved.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

umm... hi! I'm neither, i'm a functional, happy, gregarious, sexually active member of society who has spent many a happy hour reading wookiepedia

what a pathetic wanker I am. *eye rolls*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

and i suppose you get me if you substitute texbooks for wookieshit

does that still make me a pathetic wanker?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

no, the only people I consider pathetic are people who need to make fun of other people to somehow place their own lives in a context they're happy with.

"I may be X, but at least I'm not Y" is no way for adults to behave

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

I may be immature, but at least I'm not Venezualan! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

hah!

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)