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# Referencing a slightly more watched film today :D

And something else.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# what? Crusade was a piece of crap too!
Raiders, Doom, end of story
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Doom was crap.
The characters were all irritating to watch.
Even Indy!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# very true
but tearing out beating hearts is better than crumbly knights :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# The mine cart scene is a masterpiece of shoddy marionette special effects.
...and there's acouple of good Wilhelm screams

But precious little else to recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I hated the little kid shouting INNNNDDDDYYYYYYY
and DOKKOR JONES and the stupid blond woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# HAHAH VELLY FANNY, VELLY FANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
but seriously, lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# that was the most annoying thing in the world
that bllody kid
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hmm, I wonder what that character grew up to be..
OMG next indy set in revolution filled chinaland with dragons and shit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# sounds better than cgi monkeys, cgi gophers, and cgi inter-dimentional aliens,
I bet that by next year, Lucas will announce a cgi animated series of indy, like the clone wars - same style and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# a cgi lucas might announce it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# there aren't enough computers in the world to process the "jiggle factor" of his chin fat in cgi
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# He'll announce it dressed as a Gungan

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahahahha! Meeeeesa lika dis! Arrgghhwuhabbawuhabbawuhabbawuhabbawuhabba!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# or as a Hutt...

Click pic for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# This is still one of my fave images ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Another corker!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# :\
I thought Doom was... "alright"
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# doom was actually my favourite one
or at least the most memorable one - hearts, bugs, mine carts, voodoo, blood drinking, secret passages, water spillage, rope bridge, crocs - its all embedded in my mind compared to the other ones.

Im not a huge indy fan though, so i could be going against the majority's opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# monkey brains!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# CHILLED
monkey brains at that!

All i really remember from raiders is melting faces and that plane fight
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Well if we're being like that...
Raiders, end of story.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I would agree with this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I'm with you.
Like all good movies turned into franchises once the studios start to milk the cash cow we are fed gilt-edged shit but shit all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# LIES!
Crusade was better than Doom
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ^I'm with Barb' on this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# fact!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# oh I thought it was computer games
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# but so pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hello Jack! Hope you have a good weekend!

EDIT: Four sided wonder!? That's tomb much of a clue! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *bows*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I shall!

Edit: uuuugh. Anyway; I'm an illustrator, not a puzzle writer :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Most cryptic crossword clues
are just shit puns! \\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# have you heard from your mates yet?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I've just gazzed you, hun
hun

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Understandable reaction.

EDIT - tenuously related poi roti

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Clones is better than Revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I would agree with this...
but for the awful, awful scenes between Anakin and Padme.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I can overlook that for the pure awesomeness of the ending
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# how did it end? I've completely blanked it out
I think I fell asleep half way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM12I9qCmo4

Fast-forward to about 2 minutes 40 seconds

Edit: and then stop at 3 minutes 30. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# the toys lined up?
*is puzzled*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I like order
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Dunno...
Admittedly it is the best scene in all three, but having to sit through all that bobbins to get to it (I refuse to fork over my hard-earned to get them on DVD), is just intolerable
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Star Destroyers lifting off with the Imperial March blasting in the background.
I think I achieved wood when I first saw that....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# there was nothing good in the second and third films
in fact I've almost forgotten what happens in them!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Anakin kills some kids
He should be put on the child abusers list.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Jedi > Empire.
Simpy because they forgot to write an ending to Empire.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Empire is the only one without a silly happy ending
apart from clones I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Jedi > Empire?
Jedi was where the wheels started to come off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Empire is great until they escape Hoth.
Then it nose-dives.
It's like Crystal Skull: great opening, but then it all goes to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# That's as maybe...
but Jedi?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# It's a great action flick!
Think of all the cool battles that take place during it!
Even the Ewoks work. The originally planned Wookies would have been better, but the little furballs are nowhere near as annoying as the vermin that crop up in the Prequels.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# The bloody destroy an entire platoon of storm troopers with twigs.
Even if the storm troopers armour was purely just the plastic it was made out of it still would have stopped those arrows!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Absurd? Granted. But fun!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Empire FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Woo
and indeed *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Now do it with Star Wars...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!I have to "agree" with Pip on that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It's funny because it's true
Lucas and Spielberg have raped my childhood memories..
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# If you neither drink, smoke or drive
then why are you Jolly?

(although I approve of the no smoking bit, and the no driving bit cos its bad for the environment, and to be honest drinking isn't as much fun as it used to be).

*is converted*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# The constant sex . . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I'm not getting that either
just b3ta, crisps and tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Doom, raiders, crusade.
Fuck off, I'm right. Kaaaahlimaaaah.

Cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# haha
no ripping out beating hearts now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# While I'm at it
Predator 2 is better than the first, but only just.

I really am off for a ciggie now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Oh purlease!
*strongly disagrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Pred vs Alien
was total panceypants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# the only reason for this could be the "He come from dee uddah side!" line
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# You can't see de eye a de demon til 'im come calling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# WHAAAAAAT?!
D8
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# YOU HEARD.
I'm right because I'm me and a girl and hooray.

Star Wars is shit also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Contraversial, my dear, but I'm aware of your somewhat strident opinions on the matter,
so I shall say no more.

For fear of being hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Don't worry,
secretly even she knows she's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Doom was fairly watchable
I found nothing too bad about it.

But then it takes a lot to annoy me... Sorry, but I see myself as better for not letting Jar Jar Binks from annoying me.
...Though I'd still like to see him fed into the Fargo woodchipper.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# nice bit of lighting on the 'something else'
I see you are addicted to Paki/pocky/mikado too?

Nice to see that you can buy them from Tesco now, rather than getting them bloody imported!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Yay! I love Weetabix balancing bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# did he get his specs?
also, when is the sexy optician likely to be back?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You thought he was Sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# he was dreamy
I said so at the time
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I'm not gay or 'owt
but he could turn me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)