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(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# FAQ
Err, I have read it. Why, did I do something naughty?
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# 152k file size.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I tad on the large size
but hardly worth the effort of flaming the noob Mr Riverghost cheer up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I wasn't
Since when was asking a new person to read the faq flaming?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Since everybody became board nazis shouting
READ FAQ you fucking MONGY NOOB and stuff on that ilk. ;)

Theseday saying Read FAQ is a akin to calling someone a CUNT or maybe that's just the way the board is now. It might have been a more polite to have said "You're image exceeds the 100k criteria please read our wonderful FAQ" :D

and cheer the fuck up!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# the faq includes the secret codes stuff
that auto writes "Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers."

It's the suggested response from on high, I assume considered a balanced level of fluffy and stern
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# This is true
but we must not let the new people see our Secret Uplaod Codez ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You have all teh codez
???
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I really hate that.
Even politely suggesting that someone. new or old ( it's more the 6 year olds these days ) might want to consider a link to optimisation or a refresher of the FAQ brings out some waster who will scream profanity at you for trying to be helpful. You just can't win.

( not aimed at you, fair Maiden ;))




(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I find that highly offensive. :O
If I flame someone I can sit back afterwards happy of a job well done.
Nobody leave the riverghost flame experience feeling half stupid. I take pride in my flaming I do!
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Sorry to have underestimated your power of the flame
*bows in humility*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# pah. You shitty amateurs
and your ideas of flaming. Carry on kids. I might come out of retirement and give you all a lesson one day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# paa!
You needed a profession before you can retire!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Flame off
I didn't think I was being flamed - it was quite polite really.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Yer dad smells of kiddy wee
is that better? I know it's not considered the full b3ta experience if you're not flamed by riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Oh, you've met him then
Thanks.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# top replying
hurrah for new people who understand what they're getting in to

Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Yes
When I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# And now you must die
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *brings on the furry, electified nipple beavers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Well that makes a pleasant change.
You're usually bringing them off.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Cheers
I have now made it a bit smaller.
152Kb seems pretty small already if you ask me. What's the best way to make it smaller without losing too much quality?
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Our greatest ever optimisation nazi was Lemony
he did a tutorial

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

"Optimise it Hard" as Lemony used to say
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# draw with a smaller pen
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# There's plenty of tutorials
nought but a google away.

Having said that, unless you image is a certified "arts" rather than a joke, you can usually optimise to buggery and still get a positive reaction.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about quality, this is B3ta not the Tate
Either compress it (80% jpeg is usually fine) or if you can't bear any artifacts just post it as a thumbnail with a link to a big one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# That's why
you will get asked to read the FAQ as it explains file-size limits. 150k might be small, but on aboard full of ever changing pictures it soon adds up to megabytes of bandwidth every F5 and unfortunately some b3tans still live in lands of despots and bandwidth caps.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I wouldn't say that every F5 refresh added bandwidth
because as soon as the image is loaded it's cached on your browser but if people alter their threads or there's a lot of new images appearring then yes bandwidth can be crippled somewhat - however, that has never stopped anybody coming to b3ta on a regular basis. I think my bandwidth is capped by and fair useage policy which might explain why I get terrible lag at times but I still come here as often as I can.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Yeah I understand cacheing
and that's why I added the 'changing images' statement. No point going in to massive detail. Every new member should have read and understood the FAQ before their first post. It says so when you sign up. Perhaps people think it's like terms and conditions and ignore it.

I too have bandwidth caps. It's just gone up to 4TB a month, which is nice, because I'm going to go over my previous 2TB limit about 4 days before it resets this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I'm quite prooud that in all my days of using Lego, I never used to make the guys use weapons
Space ships and time machines ftw

EDIT: 150k David Ike is using this image to transmit his message, do not believe sheeple.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I don't think they had lego guns when I was a kiddywink in the 80's
I think we just sat round waiting for fire to be invented.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Yes, but it was real lego back then
None of this 1/2 built before you even open the box stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# and we had to make the lego from mud and spit first!
Young'en t'day don't know their born!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# ^^ this SO hard
its not even real lego now. What ever happened to imagination?! If i wanted to have a lego Millennium Falcon, i had to make the bastard out of grey road pieces and trees :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# *wires Ad7 up to his diagnosic equipment*
*diagnostifies*
*marvels that Ad7 has appear to have turned into his own father*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Riverghost - Iiiii am your father
rg "NO thats not true, thats IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
ad "Search your lego box rg, you know it to be true"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I had no father
I was raised in the wild by halibut.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# though on the flip side
mindstorms is possibly the best creative kit they've ever made
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# This
I believe the lego company only started making weapons since they started making star wars sets. It was a bit of a taboo before.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# They had the bazooka thing in the picture there, and i think that wa spart of the revamped space series (when the guys got moving visors)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Yes, but this is from much later than when the first star wars sets came out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# but there were enough pieces that doubled up as weapons though
infact, the original pirate sets had muskets, swords, pistols and cannons; that was before Star Wars lego
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# You are correct
weapons could be fashioned in a thousand ways. And pirates? Yeah. They indeed had cannons and suchlike.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I never had space lego...
I may have to write a 'Daddy, No' novel about it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# At least you had lego
The old man's factory made cheap budget 'lego' so guess that I had to use?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good form.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
might be an idea to make it a bit smaller in future, though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# That made me chuckle...
welcome new person
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)