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# Sick of the smell of piss?
NCP, the multistory car park operators, are going to put a fragrance in their stair wells.
There's a range of smells to choose from but have you ever thought what the smell of leather would be like?

www.ncp.co.uk/stairwellsmells

Let's get Britain's car parks smelling leathery!
(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'm sick of muppets like you
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# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit skullfucking

And no, I've never smelled leather in my life. Is it like plastic?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
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# hurh hurh hurh...shut up Butthead
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# lol
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# I saw that in the metro today
Why is Mark Almond, singer of tainted love back in the news?
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I thought Kevin Rowland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I thought Damon Hill
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# could they all be guilty?
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# 'have you ever thought what the smell of leather would be like?'
If only there was some way of knowing. I hope one day in the future, things are made from this wonderous material, that I might sniff it and experience the wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *Gets all PETA on your arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Just on my arse?
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# *thinks about his next words carefully*
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# You have inadvertently mistaken us for people on /links
;)
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# And for people that give a shit what carpark stairwells smell like
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# There's one in Manchester that proper smells like death, actually.
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# Your other cat?
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# No :D
It does. There's a car park just down by the gay district, and the top of the stairs smells SERIOUSLY like a tramp is turning slowly into soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Judging by the numerous times I have been to Manchester (2 is a number)
I would fully expect this to be so.

Hmmm... tramp soup
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# tramp-oline
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# hahaha :/
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# They all smell of wee and that's the way us British folk like it
if they didn't smell of wee we would be tempted to use them and invaribly get mugged or raped or muggedraped or tickled by elves.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I'd prefer the fetid stench of your rotting corpse
first thing I see and its this shit, fuck off
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# Welcome to Lincolnshire...
:D
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# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# man, ncp car parks are truly the worst
there was one in edinburgh for years and it eventually got closed down because ncp didn't realise that not fixing the roof wasn't really an effective cost-cutting measure. and yes, when it wasn't raining it did stink of piss
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# I've been waiting to post my new fail toap - Joy
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# haha
Is it Dom Joly's Metal Man?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# you see, the easiest remedy for this
would be to make the stairwells well lit, half to full glazed areas, and linked to the 'in-house' cctv system.
people would then not piss, and the stench would not be there. It's all in the design

simples
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# Do you work for parksafe?
Because that's pretty much what their carparks are like.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# bunker tiem
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# oooOOOOoooo!
I like that.
Kind of like a Northern Line train that got lost.
Edit: In a Good Way!!
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# come in
we have jaffa cakes!
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