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# This must be a Jurassic Park thing :(
*never seen it*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# a friend of mine claims to have seen it 19 times at the cinema when it first came out :/
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# pretty good film i must say
cant believe it came out in 93,fuuuuck
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# it was fucking amazing on the big screen
genuine turning point in the use of CG.
Not the action sequences, just that first pan across the valley/lake, Amazing
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# 100% truth.
right there.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Tron was better ?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Tron was fucking amazing
I'm hoping Tron 2 won't disappoint (but I know it will).
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Tron2?
How about the whole main board come over and shit into your eyes for 90mins. the plot will be better and you wont cry so much afterwards.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# But Jeff Bridges is going to be in it!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# And the director has done some awesome stuff*
*The hummer ad, for instance, on his website:

www.josephkosinski.com/main.html
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Everyone has to start somewhere though
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Do you not think that's cool?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yes his adverts are very good
The mad world gears of war one really made me want to buy the game when it was on the tellybox.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That's acE!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# He won us a bunch of awards
for the GOW and Halo stuff he's done, so I guess I *officially* have to think he's good.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
toe the company line ...
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Mortgage slave 'n all...
I'm sorry

*hangs head in shame*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Looking at his Filmography he's had rather a good run of it.
What does he play in Tron2? ObsoleteUser Ver0.7

The older guy teaches a young hacker how it was done back in is day.
A twist that ultimately saves the day?

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Only 15 minutes of CG in Tron
most of it is hand drawn and painted
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I alway thought the Genesis effect (1982) was a good cgi shot.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ah yes, that was pretty amazing, given the vintage.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Indeed
though at the ime, I preferred Last Action hero, and resisited Jurassic Park for weeks claiming a massive injustice had been done.

then I watched JP and realsied I was a fool
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Last Action Hero, now you're talking.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I thought that filum was great.
Some arch product placement, as well.

Plus automatic bonus for Charles Dance.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# "HELLO! I'VE JUST SHOT SOMEONE!"
"I DID IT ON PURPOSE!"
"I SAID I HAVE JUST KILLED A MAN AND I WISH TO CONFESS!"
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *LOL*
yes indeed.....
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# If god was a criminal, he'd be me
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I think it's a cracking film
Hudson Hawk too... imagining Andi MacDowell is played by someone with talent
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Hudson Hawk's one of my favourite films.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I saw it 3 times at the cinema
the T-rex bit in the rain and the raptor VS t-rex fight at the end still give me awesomes.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I managed to see that in Detroit with a tall, stunning 16 year old blonde called Candi
/~Trufax, and I was also 16 at the time

Why am I telling you this? Hell, I'm telling everyone!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *sits on hands, firmly shuts mouth and waggles eyebrows in consternation*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Yeah, the /talk people have already gone wild over this fact.
I don't care. It looks shit. I'd only watch it to perv at Goldblum and I can do that elsewhere.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Laura Dern
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# sam neil
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# not my type
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Looks like the finest m-f transgender I've seen in some time.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :(
I used to really fancy her when I was younger.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I used to fancy Chesney Hawk.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# he is the one and only though.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I'll put my hand up to this one too.
- especially in Wild at Heart...
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I watched that the other night for the first time in years
She is nice but far too thin.

I'd rather shag Nic Cage in that film... if I had to, y'know
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I think I'd rather shag Bruce Dern
than Nic Cage...if I had to.

edit: I'd better stop posting, or that will be my random quote, for sure...
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# wild at heart
say no more
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# She's still got a face like a cupboard.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# a sexy cupboard
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Really not my type.
She's very plain, to me. Except the Coulthardy bits.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ner...
well... Goldblum looks like a bit of stretched gristle with an oversized adam's apple.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# He's very indicative of my type.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# big confused loljews?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Yes. I only fuck my own people.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
I was just describing Goldblum, nothing more.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ^ this.... oh yes, this.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# yes, indeed.
that film formed a significant part of my teenage years. I still don't think I've watched it all the way through, or with audible volume.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ^
downstairs in front of the video with the lights off
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# demi moore - striptease
not sure i have any idea of the plot though
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh, yes...
you beat me to it.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# i can see the usual "its got fucking dinosaurs in it" reasoning isn't going to work here.
oh well. I've never seen hellraiser 2
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It's got fucking cenobites in it.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# exactly
have you seen thank you for smoking yet? i rewatched it the other night, really fun movie
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# No. Was I meant to?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# not that I know of. but if you're ever in the mood for looking at aaron eckhart's strangely compelling massive face, it's fun
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I forget who that is.
Sorry, I'm really fucked off now so I might be a bit short with you.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# oh... ok
never mind then
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# No talk, I just might be a bit humourless.
Who is he?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# two face in batman?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# OH
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# with the proper lantern jaw
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# is that the Aaron Eckhart filum?
Edit: It appears it is... :)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it is indeed.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It's quite good, but has a slightly muddled plot
I actually like most of the Hellraiser films in one way or another
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I've not seen any of the hellraisers.
they look really shite.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# i've seen the first one and thought it was alright.
not really my cup of horror tea though. not enough bruce cambell
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# What are they even about?
Other than a bloke having acupuncture.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# if you open the puzzle box
demons come out of the walls and fuck/rape/pierce/tease/tear/stimulate you to death

if you're lucky
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# That's about the size of it.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That's nice.
But what's the film about?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# That's what happens whenever someone challenges me to a game of Uno.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ^
the first one is genuinely creepy, but they get sillier and sillier until 4 which is essentially Hellraiser meets Red Dwarf. I can't remember if it's 6 or 7 which is a direct sequel to the first one (and quite satisfies in that regard) but 8 with Lance Henriksson is really disappointing.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# 4 was fucking terrible.
1 and 2 are the best, 2 being my favourite for reasons unknown even to me.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Found it on imdb - number 6: Hellseeker is worth a look too
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274546/

a surprisingly good sequel
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Oooh I've not seen that.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I've watched them all so that you don't have to
but I'd recommend this one
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Noted, thanks poppet.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# eh? there's Hellraiser 8?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# yes
in which "Hellraiser" is an online video game and all the kids who play it go to a big house for a party, but the dad of their friend who killed himself...nah, it's too ridiculous to even explain
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)