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# Norfolk. lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I could now list hundreds, nay thousands of interesting places to see in Norfolk.
However, starting with the 'Fakenham Gas Museum' might not be the best start
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahahahah
A gas museum?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# you betcha:
www.fakenhamgasmuseum.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# ...why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# oh come ON
think of all those interesting historical gas facts you're currently missing out on.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
# In Northwich near me
there's a salt museum.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Woah!
That's superduper...interesting? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Better than the museum down the road from me.
That is a Fan Museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# My Northamptonshire-based friend keeps telling me about their Shoe Museum
There is apparently a display titled "Shoe town new town"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# So much history in Greenwich,
and they choose this :(

www.fan-museum.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Ha. If you're the "first and only" anything in the world, you're probably weird.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# True dat :)
It has been featured on shows like Flog It! and such a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
# We have the Wonder Museum.
Or had. It was a kids' place with a pirate ship and blocks and things of 'wonder'.



It alwaysalwayswalways reeked of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# That is the problem with America.
Not enough history to have museums that are actually museums :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahah
Well we have a natural history museum. It tells children all about how the settlers came and took befriended the Native Americans, before killing them and taking their land. x_x
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Fucking cunting Indian Givers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Aaaand we never made them citizens,
but we did make them help us during WWII, by using the Navajo code talk, and even making them fight, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# You did give them casinos and alcohol though,
which was nice of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Well that's very true.
But we also gave them new diseases that they couldn't fend off.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Swings and roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Turnpikes and highways.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Queenboros and Brooklyns.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Are we just saying things now?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Swim bladders and Licensing Laws.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Oh Whoop, you big tease.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Quebec City had a huge month-long celebration last summer for its 400th anniversary
WOW imagine a place with four hundred whole years of history...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# first in the norfolk thread again, mr a?
it looks like i won't be moving to norwich any time in the next few months now. father scotchjobmas came to visit yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Pfft
There are lots of 'interesting' places, just none you'd want to go to.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahahah
exactly XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Archie is so gonna to kick your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Yeahh
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# That's pretty mean
My house is quite interesting if something good is on the telly
(schrumpfen, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahahah
So's mine, but no one wants to come to New jersey. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# NEWARK!
that be the town I'm living in.. obviously in a different country though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Nurk
that's how they've taught me to say it at least.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# :D
I guess it's in habitants have more to worry about than the NG24 THUGz and the boldo soljaz though.

I love kids with spray cans.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# We have really shit grafitti in our town.
It's just like...kids tying to be cool, 'tagging' shops and stuff. It's just dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Newark, NJ is probably the most God foresaken hole
I have ever been to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I take it wiping your own arse doesn't count as being there then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# LOL!
Seriously, it is horrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# your poor botty :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# LOL!
Apparently the place I was working in Newark had the highest concentration of Heroin addicts in the whole of America. WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ever been to Camden, NJ?
I guarantee you it's worse. It was rated the most dangerous city in America for like 3 years straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *googles*
You win ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahahah
Hell yeah. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# all sat in a room
permenantly thinking REALLY FUCKING HARD
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Oh, I was gonna say...
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Don't say that
Lots of people go to Newark airport before very quickly going to NY...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Yeah, exactly.
Newark is disgusting, Elizabeth smells like...I don't even know what, the shore is full of guidos...need I go on?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I am picturing the acidic Paul Staines lying on the shore, helpless, like a beached whale
Very few people will know who he is, which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah
No, our guidos are less like that, and more like

this.
And this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# PHWOAR
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# so like ganguro but with out the charm of being japanese
fake tan for the lose :)

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Ganguro?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# japanese subculture
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=ganguro&aq=f&oq=
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Fuck!
That's very strange, and scary. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Do they at least grow fantastic beards and try to blow shit up?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# guidos?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9429778
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I think at that distance an arrow pointing upwards would surfice
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Well...yeah.
But...I wanted to do that x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# NFN
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# olol
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# You seem to have made some kind of joke based image.
Are you unwell?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Actually, I am.
But no, I'm fine. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I'm sick,
but not in the way Jeru means.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# i meant the image
why you sick?
edit : WTF?! cartoon NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
# ooooh.
Well cuz Norfolk is just...Norfolk. Non-interesting. :]
And just getting over strep throat.



WTF? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# when was the last time you where in norfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Shhhhh.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I'm a place of interest in norfolk and so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Yeah you're the gas museum and you're wife's faken'am!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# *applauds*
I do have a lot of flatulance but you fall down on the fact that I'm actually faking my wife.

get more accuracy in your barbs.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Broad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# FUck you,
you're in Newark!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# BADDA! BING! is in newark innit?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Newark, Notts.
Not Newark, NJ you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# ............SAME THING!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# not for much longer :)
although I'll be in the west midlands. and still not norfolk.

but I don't have to be in norfolk to be norfolk..

silly fake cockney :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Mockney?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Balls to you ginge!
I have said it before and I will say it again, I was born in Kent and do not claim to be a cockney :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# you say that now.. but how are you at canasta
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# As a Norfolklorian, I find this offensive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# You're Dutch.
Hush up. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
# He's my official spokesman
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# It's a lovely place :)
Even Norwich - it even states it's 'A Fine City' on the signs...
it has to
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Pfft
I like that, not going over the top in its self-congratulation
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahah
And New Jersey's sign says 'The Garden State' but I've never seen a single farm... XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Is it because it's where the vegetables live?
Sorry, there's some lovely places there.
My boss's house for example. *fawn fawn*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I've never seen a lovely place here. ;D

Though we have some cool abandoned buildings. There's a freaky burnt house with half the furniture still in it, right down the road from me, there's Skillman, and there's some weird place on the way to my guitar teacher's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Oh, I really can't claim compendious knowledge,
but my bosses place was really lovely, lots of trees and stuff. I'd love to live in a place like that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Oh, okay, cool.
Where abouts is your boss?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Somewhere near they filmed the house of Tony Soprano
Eeek! I can't help any further than that - drunkenness was involved. Great ride down on the freeway from Manhattan in my colleagues Z3, though...

I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Ahahahah
I think I know near where you mean, though. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Thank you!
If you have a moment, gaz me the location - that was a looooong night, I'd love to actually know!

*remembers the hang-over*
Dear God.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# All of your state nicknames are silly
Mississippi is 'The Magnolia State', right? 48 thousand square miles of beige. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# And, lest we forget, a nexus for the KKK
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
I have never been to Mississippi. I've only ever been to two states, not counting NJ, but I've driven through a good portion of the East coast, on the way to Florida. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Is Florida as full of old people as they say?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Yepp.
Lots of them. And people on rollerblades, oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Cor, that Nuts and Zoo money goes far
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha, just NUTS these days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# im looking at norfolk here on google earth,cracking fields ourlad!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Well, I like the big skies.
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# and you like space pottery,dont you grunty?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Well, that's also true.
I'll get my coat.

Edit: It also reminds me of home... :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# make some more space pottery now,i command you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Oh, I can't...
Some ginger swivel-eyed blue-collar bigoted gits have expressed their disapproval....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# huh? who?....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Let's just say he's swivel-eyed, ginger, short, rather blue collar, and very hung up on himself.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Pasanonic?
He can't see this or nuthin' anyways, he has me on ignore. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# and why is he ignoring you?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# dont stop making pics because some bellend doesnt like them,fuck 'em!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You're very kind, sir
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# i've noticed in my 11 months of being here some people try so hard to be a "cunt"
its quite laughable because you can see they are trying so hard,hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# You lovely chap!
You have completely made my evening.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# ive just had a cup of tea and im listening to dier straits,so im happy tonight
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:10, archived)