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Hazel Blears and the Rules of Acquisition

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hands down winner. Stop the internet, it's all pointless now.

Have a click because my next twenty won't count.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Cheers m'dears.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

It looks like they actually HAVE stopped the internet?!?

50 minutes without a new thread.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I'm behind 1000 proxies.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'm behind you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

You saw nothing, okay?

NOTHING.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

NOTHING

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

*oohs and aahs*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Still Would.

*Clicks*

Afternoon all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

You filthy fucker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Maybe he likes those submissive Ferengi females

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Either way, Blears or Ferengi

he's bloody disgusting. Down with his sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Haha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

oh, I don't know

arousal by stimulation of the ear cartilage sounds like a good feature...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

My ex used to really REALLY like my earlobes. Fucking weirdo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

and you, of course, have no unusual kinks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Not at all, I'm as vanilla as Cornish ice cream, me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Throw in a flake and some chocolate sprinkles and we're on

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

that's how it begins

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

ARSEPIGEONS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

and halfway through, you get that

and it just gets worse!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

shocking

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

some electrical equipment is used, indeed

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

a generator and two circular saws?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

now it's turning into a traditional country getogether

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

but with less turnips

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

because turnip abuse is wrong

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

it's wronger than sex with your wife

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Wait until it melts.

There's always a bad moment in chocolate-based sexy time if you've watched as much copro as I have.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

2 captains, one cup?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Bleurgh. Not for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I probably sort of haven't maybe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Kinky Sod!!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I'd like to point out WHO violated WHO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I can switch next time

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

When I see you at the end of this month

I'm going to be elbow deep before you even know I'm there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'll bring some ghee

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

put it on your face so I can lick it whilst tickling your duodenum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

SEXY!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

HELL YES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

perhaps I shall be a bit more sober this time

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I'm going to be judgelike.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

corrupt and without any morals?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

She said judge

not MP

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Those are some long arms!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Or one squeezy Orrible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

cor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Do you mean 'perineum' ?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

why would she want to tickle my hobbit?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

I would never turn down that offer

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Of all people

do you not think I know what a perineum is?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

as you were

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

cor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

WOO!!!

*clicks furiously* :D

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Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

MPs expenses follow the stages of acquisition

1 Infatuation
2 Justification
3 Appropriation
4 Obsession
5 Resale

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

6 Masturbation?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Equips Gloves of Power

+6 Masturbation

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

That's one hell of an afternoon/evening!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

That was just lunchtime.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Aren't these lists supposed to end "Profit"?

I dunno, maybe I've been on the internet too long.

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zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

You are thinking of underpants gnomes

For the Ferengi everything is about profit

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

are these all Calvin Klein fragrances?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

She is a creepy little ginger dwarf and no mistake.

If she ran a tea-shop I wouldn't buy her muffins.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Dumbledore dies

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

He's not real, you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

WHAT!?

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I NO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

*cries*

You've RUINED my whole LIFE, Captain Wow.
I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. T_T

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

OH LOOK!!! A bunny!

^__^

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

OH WOAH

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I ruin everyone's life eventually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I shall make this my mission statement, and put it on my wall at work

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

It's great to forewarn people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

what?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Hazel Blears and the Half-Blood Prince

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Have you fallen mad?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Harry Potter and the Rules of Acquisition

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

who the fuck are you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

I'm you, Gerry.

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

who am I then?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

ClanSoul.

I'm Pasanonic now.
Fuck off, you 12 year old little shit.
*ignores*

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Who was it who said you have several personalities but none of them has a personality?

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zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Saddam Hussain

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

>:[

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

*fluffs*

I don't believe it for second.

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zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Are you an Andorian in disguise?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

you think that's me?

good lord.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

I've never met you

You could be George Clooney for all I know

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I do my very best not to be

www.flickr.com/search/groups/?q=horrible&m=pool&w=77617660%40N00&s=rec

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

You have a face and glasses

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

well observed

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I wish you hadn't showed me that link

I'm getting all self conscious now, seeing how everyone looks.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Poligen ha!

I must have known you the longest as my photos are the first ones.
*smoosh*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

*smooshes*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Awwwww *pats*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

haha

he does look a bit likes an alium

reminds me of 'round the twist' when the guy cant talk and his mouth shrinks and heals up xD

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

...she almost looks cute, there.

ugh... I can't believe I just stooped so low as to type that, even as a joke... *shudders*

top 'shop, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

You're all fucking odd.

And you JUDGE ME for loving Lemmy Kilmister, who's prettier than Blears any day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

My auntie's ex's cousin went out with Lemmy.

Trufax.

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Oh come on, surely you don't think it'd be hard to get with Lemmy?

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

when was the last time you tried?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

They won't let me get close enough to find out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

My mate Danny's auntie went out with Darth Vader.

So fuck on that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Fuck on Darth Vader?

He might try to Force his lightsabre in me D:

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Or his big black helmet.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Lemmy is yummy (yemmy?)

and has a crab lookalike: www.waterworxbali.com/Images/Photos/Large/carpilius-maculatus.jpg

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fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Hell no. That crab looks way too innocent.

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Aww!

Thank you for agreeing, you're the ONLY one ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Off topic rant...

I am officially sad. I had a dream last night about posting on b3ta. Normal girls dream about sexy men fulfilling their every needs.. but me? Nooo, I have to dream about something I already do almost every bloody day! =/

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Well lookie here, your dream came true.

It's not everyone who can say that, is it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I once dreamt I woke up with a certain girl lying lext to me.

Then, still in the dream, I woke up and she was gone.
Then I actually woke up and she was still gone :'[

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Dreams with-in dreams freak me out..

I can never know when I am actually awake!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Haha well when I'm actually awake, I know I'm awake.

When I'm dream-awake, I don't think about it.

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I have thought about it...

In a dream I hvae actually wondered if I am still dreaming or not. I came to the conclusion that I was awake, then I woke up.. again. Was weird!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Lucid dreaming is fun

You can control it. It's like being God.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

you could still be alseep right now

infact, you probably are

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I wish I was

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I do too

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

What, me or you?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

first one, then the other

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

My life...

it is fraught with confusion

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

as it should be

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I thought this was mandatory?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

A WOMAN wearing CLOTHES????

DISGUSTING!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Look up rule 004

I'm gonna go and hide as the Captain may hurt me now

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I think I may have got away with that one

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

however, that's none of the official rules, so most sources don't mention it

/geek

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

Are they allowed to make profit?

Did those reforms ever stick?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

sick filth!

a female ferengi in clothes!

also

"LOL STARWARS"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Pffft

geekpiss ^

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

wahey

Noon Barbie!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

noon freebs

I've officially given up on work. I just can't be arsed with it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

aww Babs with this you're really spoiling us ;)

*caresses lobes*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Does she have the lobes for politics?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Shopped only etc etc

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:30, archived)