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# Kitty + Birdie
possibly the cutest photos in the world ever. EVER!

news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_8040000/newsid_8045200/8045254.stm
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# wasn't this posted down there vvv
about an hour ago, and not in it's own thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
#
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me.

They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# why yes
yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh dear, who let the kid on the internet
The internet is no place for kids



Click for bigger (43 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# CHOW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Chow Chow, I always wanted one
Until I found out how dense they are
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Of course
They are made up of 97% hair
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Not the only dense thing about them
But they are lovely and have a cool black tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# My sister-in-law's lot have Chows
Lully and fluffeh but incredibly high maintenance annd yes, unlikely ever to win any intelligence competitions.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# But they could easily break your arm just by biting you
I think you could easily play the stacking game on them, where you just keep on placing items on them until they move
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# The ones I have met are that idle they would probably be crushed to death
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# they are lovely though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# NUTBAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# a member for 1 year, 4 months and 25 days
has posted 1 messages on the main board


and wasn't it lovely.
wasn't it beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# In that time I've managed to post ~478984 posts of poor quality. Some people need to sort out their priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah, right.
I'm not in any of these.

Psh, to fuck get you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Is that a request?
We could 'shop you in if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# DO NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *handseats*
Pssst: www.collegehumor.com/video:1779055

You'll either be really impressed, or never play the bass again :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'll have a look when I get back
good bassists are shit, yeah, because they think it's a proper guitar and not a glorified drum.

Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I paused Gynmopédie #3 for that.
And it was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# phallus of sand
on which note, I am going to meet a real person for a drink. How exciting my life is.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Have fun, don't get alcohol poisoning, die and then not come to London.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I wouldn't miss it for the world
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Excellent, I'm so excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I think that we've dominated the board quite well this afternoon
shame I shall be back at work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I'll have to go it alone, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I've got friday off
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# you lucky bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# oh noes!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Last 2 pics
Kittin in prizzen. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *pounces*
Yo, sexipance!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# mmmmm pouncy :)
Wotcha, cock ;o)

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Pretty grand, ta.
How about you? Back in the Fatherland?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Yeh, for a couple of weeks now
not too bad. New tattoo, stolen CC, the usual stuff. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I saw the tattoo - vere cool.
Stolen CC? Eh?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Someone nicked my CC number and went on a shopping spree to the tune of $3k
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Blimey...
Bank being cool about it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Yep, mostly sorted out now. Bank account was locked for a week though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'm almost too scared to ask this, but...
...you're still coming to London though, right?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
#
*fingers crossed* :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# That is very cute
Maybe you should post it in /links ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# where it's already been posted too
hello Ellie.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I know
But at least it would be slightly less fail
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Griffy posted it there earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I POSTED IT FUCKING EVERYWHERE!
except /talk, /qotw and any other board that may have sprung up while I didn't give a shit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# How very apt...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Not posted this in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hehe!
Just 'cos it's part of the set :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Two fails DO make a win ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Two swallows make a great BJ
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# yay
you have maximised this to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Not yet...
When I get back to my home PC I shall make an alternating gif of tthe two.

Then I will have maxed it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# TAKE IT TO 11!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# POST AN IMAGE YOU HAVE CREATED YOURSELF, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Shove it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Just in time for me to note
that I have been jamming a large blue vibrator in to Hazel Blears' ear for most of the afternoon. I have only just now broke the blood brain barrier and my vibro is now nicely lubricated with her squidgy grey matter.

Properly lubed in this way, I intend to shove it down Jim Davison's gizzard.

Ready Jim?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# wait for Uncle Rolf!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Last Updated: Tuesday May 12 2009 07:49 GMT
I think it's safe to say that we all know it by now. We know the internets by heart, dontchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I'm not looking forward to the exams though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh, come off it, Neil, you little swotty-pants.
Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a total spazmo. You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? You've done loads and loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. Go on, test me. Go on, test me!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Thanks for that
but not again, please.
I came here for pr0n and seams.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:40, archived)