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# pea from last week's gay shift because board is slow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# er
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# this is fucking sparta tonight
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Quantität nicht Qualität mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# i am so bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# yeh, me too
I ran 5km tonight though, so I'm getting stoned and eating boiled eggs and fish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# haven't got stoned in weeks
the paranoia was creeping up on me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Nah, that was just men with knives under your bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ah, right
i thought i'd distracted them with peanut butter cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# It has always been in a dwarf trying to steal my feet, for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# It was always flying and not going very fast at all for me, more like swimming though thick air

Or looking at things in my bedroom, like a lightswitch. Then my view would zoom in incredibly fast, and I'd be looking at it from about half an inch away. I couldn't back up from it. Everything would become grainy and more or less black&white and the things started making a crackling, buzzing noise (seen Eraserhead? I hadn't then, but it was very much like it). Sometimes I'd even zoom in so far I'd see the molecules moving and making noise.
Then, my vision would zoom out in a microsecond and I'd view everything as if they were miles away. Light was very low by then and there were no colours anymore.
This happened a lot of times, for quite some years. And always while I was still awake and my eyes were open, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# The dwarf was afterwards :), that lasted for 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
# p.s. those molecules are the white blood cells in your eyes floating about....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# OMG get them out!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I still want a joint
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Do you realize that in your profile
it says Rappola vectored your pus?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# yes
it's scottish for "face"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I would have said have a wank, but not in your state
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Save that for you are better, it is always better after you have left it for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# true
plus, i'm spending a fortune on batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# See, I'm very good at that, I have magic fingers with a wonderful touch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# you haven't seen the size of my fingernails
i'd eviscerate myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Huh
Good time to go and do a bit of work I think.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Everything is in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# MINE PATAYTOE IST HAS CONFUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# is not pataytoe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# SOMEVUN HAST STOLEN MINE HAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# SCHWEINHUND!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Roger, Roger, what's our vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up glue sniffing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# JA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# *hallucinates cocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# COX
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# KKoK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# :P
Oh, Jennifer
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# MOTHER FUCKING ZIGGY, WORK
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Ziggy?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

Cheetos.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# This, is CNN.
Or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Make some more videos, please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# FIRST, BOOZES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# wtf, google image search on trotsky is... O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Him in bed with an ice pick in his head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
#
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Cor.
she's got a small head.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I know, isn't it a wonderful picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# no more heroes anymore
whatever happened to you....
(EspressoFrog thanks ants... Thants !, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Smashy, you must be drunk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# i fucking wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It's the face !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# auto faceswap!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I leave you two fellas alone for FIVE MINUTES!
Ahh, what the Christ..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# The Butcher . . . made'm do it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yes, yes..hmm...ahhhh, ZESE GLANDS ARE IN WHOREDA, YOU MAY PASS..QVICKLY EWE SVIEN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# awwww, he is taking his monkey out for a walk and they decided to have a picture taken
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Have a pea :D

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# claaaaaaaaan!
bloonz am nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# POST YOUR ROCKET ANIMALS NAAAOW!

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post420534 click to win this weeks compo suggestion :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# VVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *does mazda advert impression*
zoom zoom zoom yeah yeah yeah zoom zoom zoom (or something like that)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# :~)

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# or rocket penguins V knife monkies?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ROCKET HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# LA LD DER DER DER DER
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)