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# Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Sing the bells of St. Clements.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Now I can't stop reading Lemons as if it rhymes with Demons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *phones the bells of st mary*
Hello? Yeah, those bells at st clements are mouthing off again. Just thought I would let you know....

Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# has dan brown proved the conspiracy that Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It looks like it
He's going to write a book about it.

Somebody will die at the start, two people will get thrown together in adventuresome circumstances, and they will end up having sex at the end.

Spoiler above.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# al lhis fucking books are all the fucking same anyway
and they're all fucking fatuous and fucking boring.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Most successful authors
made their careers out of writing the same book several times and just changing people's names and locations
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# and it makes me sick.
/unpublished writer blog
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Yeap
The Bible, the Koran, the Torah. All about a makebelieve sky daddy that needs constant worship to stay afloat.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Thanks a bunch
I was just about to read The da vinci Code, now I know what happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# The famous man looked at the red cup.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I only finished reading it so I didn't have to read it any more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# :D
and you also know what happens in the others too. 4 for the price of 1...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Some handy table levellers though
I watched the Da Vinci filum last year and thought I'd enjoy it as I love anything that bashes the church.

How wrong was I
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# The worst book is Digital Fortress.
The whole ridiculous premise made my brain bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# wait, this is the plot of the first episode of Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahah you're right!
The Dan Brown Code.

Plot for all books stolen from the first episode of Eastenders.

/thesis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# The June Brown Code surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I'll take 1.2kilopounds of each please.
Ningles All.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# now I want a Callippo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I'd actually want an old style Feast - the sort where the chocolate centre is the entire length of the stick, not a crappy little bit at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ^This
The coconut one was my fav.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# BURN THE HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *Burns whilst enjoying a now melting coconut feast*

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# arf
wonder where that came from?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Matt Leeeeeeeeeemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *salivates*
I'm all out of squash :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# THIS MOVIE CONTAINS VITAMIN C
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Where can I find the SCOURCE pic for this?
Thanks.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# haha
.
(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:07, archived)