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# LOLMPs





Click each for de-ris. Apologies if bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Elliot Morley
Hunk of the year 2009
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# HIPPY BA...
oh -
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# IT'S OVER ALRIGHT
I had my time in the sun, now it's back to the cold grey drudgery of normal life.

It was fun while it lasted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# hahahahahah!
normally, I don't go in for the whole LOL-something- stuff, but this made me giggle!

Sorry for the TJ, but, geeky stuff alert, does anyone play WoW?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# *steps away from the cosplay nerd*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I just tried it out to see what the fuss is about last night, that was all...
Only curious to see if anyone on here is a big fan.

Although... I might get some pointy ears, paint my skin bluish and creep around in the shadows for a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hehe
I downloaded it once, then uninstalled it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I used to play SWG quite a bit... was good until it all got changed...
since then, I spent two days in Warhammer Online (crap) and two days in Age of Conan (even more crap)

I don't have time to go at MMOs as so many do, be WoW looks to be ok, even for a casual gamer so far...

I'll probably get bord of it in a few weeks though, as with most games :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# it has been my only foray into mpgs
they are not my thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# ^ This
Played SWG in the early(ish) days, and lost months to it.
Then slowly fell out with everyone as I realised they were taking it all VERY seriously (Smile and nod, smile and nod). Stopped playing just as the first wave of big changes came in.
Haven't played an MMO since. And must say I don't really want to, but that's just me. I know lots of people that play WoW and want me to, but I have yet to install, play or even watch for more than 5 minutes.
(Virulent, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# BIG UP THE SWG POSSÉ
like you say, until it all went to cack. No MMO has sated me since, I fear none ever shall. Oh, and I have kids and stuff now, so 4am bedtimes just don't work that well any more.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I watched someone else play it
seemed way too confusing for me

if it's too much, try Guild Wars (no subscription)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# that's all PvP though, isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# nop, I only play it as PvE
it's great if you don't really have time to invest in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# oh, cool, I always thought it was PvP only.... I might take a peek one of these days
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I've seen guild wars and it didn't look bad
also city of Heroes or Villains or whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# yeah, I saw CoV, never really appealed to me though....
how's you, prof?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I'm somewhere between good and awesome
I'm off to Belfast tomorrow to see some people and I resign my job two weeks today!!!

how are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# doing well, overloaded with silly bits of work (yet I'm still on here). Also I'm happy as it's FRIDAY!!!
resigning! always a euphoric feeling :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Pi...


..ning
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# nings badger!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# attach a frying pan to the end of that
and you will have an outstanding SPANGAPULT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# yuppers
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# nings Ghostie
is there a particluar server that any b3tans have congregated on, per-chance?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Not really.
I'm on lightbringer though. If you are ever on there /w OohBunnies (my death knight).
I know pasanonic is a huge WoW geek.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ah, cool... I'm on "Chamber of something-or-other"
edit: chamber of aspects apparently
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# ah
What's your main?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I think I called it "Kaahn"
he's only at lv5, so I may delete and more to a more populated server or something. Still get getting my bearings though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Pop on lightbringer. I can give you a few pointers plus the benefit of my guild bank.
Have you installed any addons yet?

If not at the very least download questhelper from www.curse.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# cool, I might just do that! I'll have a look at the addons things tonight... Not tried any yet...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Sodding hell!
OK as I said at the very least you need quest helper.
The basics will put all iten items and people on your map but you can also have it so theres a direction arrow on your screen with the distance from the nearest quest item or person.
Means you can quest rather than running around looking for things.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# sweeeeet... i was running around not knowing where to find certian damn NPCs yesterday :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah it halves/quarter's your questing time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# ninglings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I have a mate who is in charge of a guild (or something like that)
He has upwards of 30 people who do nothing but sit online all day and WAIT for him to finish work and log on, to then tell them what to do. Jeeeeus, what a waste of time. Its for this reason i don't want to play it, I want to do what I want, when I want. Single player rpgs for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I have a guild with about 70 people.
They think I know everything there is to know about WoW where I actually know didley squat.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha
are they all 12?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# There's about 5 of them that are between 10 and 15.
I get lumbered with those, 'I've found this hair on my chest' questions.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
all I want to do is spend a bit of time on the odd bit of questing here and there for a laugh... I really don't get how people turn it into a whole lifestyle...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I've got a voucher somewhere for 10 days free access you can have if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# thanks, but i think I've got one of those plus the 30 days I'm currently on :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Well it should give you ten more afterwards.
It's a slippery slope. You end up playing for a couple of months and get to level 60 so you spend fifteen squid on the Outlands expansion that gets you up to lvl 70 with such fun things as flying mounts then you buy the Northrend expansion etc etc.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# and then, one day you become
www.pfeffburger.com/images/oooooohyeaaah.jpg :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# A small girl walking away in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# jeebus!
get out while you still can! :) i spent eight hours a day for 9 months in that game, it's evil >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hahah, I think I'll have that other problem - I'll be paying for it, but never have any time to play it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# oh fuck do not want to see blears face atthis time in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# well you are sleeping with her so it's kinda your fault:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# ^ This.
It looks like a clown's mask.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Something a clown would wear to make themselves look ridiculous?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# haha
or to rob a bank
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I think...
...she looks like an inflatable sex doll that's somehow been magically brought to life.

Hey, wait a minute...

*faps*
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Blears looks like my sister-in-law
who I hate even more than Blears herself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# she's a bit
BLEARY eyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I couldn't fecking believe what I was hearing this morning
MPs are skulking around parliament with terror in their eyes and they're approaching the limit of human endurance . . .


FECK ORRRRRF!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# haha
indeed Mr Hat

and they are sending our service personnel out to fight in an illegal war with nothing more than a swimming cap and an oven glove for protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I heard
Estha Ranson is thinking of running as an independant...

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Jings!
I'm gonna start packing!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# what is wrong with the board today...
*wanders off again*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# phwoarrrr!
it's like a Pirelli calendar! How is it these people didn't make it as models or porn stars?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# pffft...
Heard thios on the radio this morning

Tory MP: "You're just jealous"

They've really got no idea some of em

Apparently he's now apologised and retracted his comments. Bit late for that, mate
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# :D
"What right does the public have to interfere with my private life?"

erm... we fund it don't we?



(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# That's my MP!
...Anthony Steen. Yes, he is a twunt and he won't be missed.

PS. No I didn't vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# haha
William Hague had a handface moment last night on Question Time over this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha christ
that's what we'll be getting next, folks

but which is worse? only one way to find out!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Well, Steen is an enormous cunt
even more so than the rest of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I am going to threadjack this thread with some important news
I just opened my upstairs curtains, and in the next road over from us, I saw four ninjas walking along the road. They had big long sticks.

Proper, full-on ninjas.

They were accompanied by a girl in goth gear and a pink Stephanie wig.

I have a feeling it may be the last day of school for fifth years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# my Aussie brother-in-law thought he saw some ninjas in Slough
they turned out to be Muslim girls
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Russell Howard FTW
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
Love his stand up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# "They were accompanied by a girl in goth gear and a pink Stephanie wig"
TGMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# nice face Blears

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Jodie's attention seeking is getting out of hand


Not NSFW as far as I'm concerned but then again I work in an Amsterdam brothel.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# woohoo
she's mental
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Do not want! Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:21, archived)