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# I think i must be the only bloke who's really not in to big norks
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# no your not. I prefer smaller ones
but I do appreciate them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I don't really care. It doesn't matter to me in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Clearly you are just desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# big or small, i've never met a boobie i didn't like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ^^
this
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm not a massive fan either.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# um
I think they become a bit wierd when they start looking more like chest absesses than actual boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I don't like false tits, no matter the size
normal ones are all good though. Well, if I'm going to be really brutally honest, normal ones from a B cup upwards. A cups are just bitch tits borrowed off fat boys. Such an unholy bitch today, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I agree with you on all points.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# There are a lot of fatty haters on b3ta :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Not me.
Christ, don't say I've offended yet another person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I'll update the spreadsheet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
you tit
/topical
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :D
not too big, not too small, just right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# It's OK
I've stopped crying now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Nah
There was a talk about that last month or so. Many blokes seem to like them smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *nods*
not that I'm a particular expert on the subject, but I know a lot of guys who prefer the smaller boobies. Hmph. Ah well.

Is it because they tend to be untouched by the ravages of life and gravity?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Each one should not be more than a hefty handful
Any extra is just a waste
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# utter rubbish
you can never have too much of a good thing.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It's lucky we're not as judgemental about your bollocks, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# he has lovely balls
like a couple of sleeping hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
sleeping dead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'd be worried if each of my bollocks was a "hefty handful"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Partly this, but also I like the taller lady, and it's physically unrealistic (without, as you mention, unappealing surgery) to expect tall women to have large breasts
also, it looks wrong. simple formula:

short => larger breast
tall => smaller breast
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# it's hard to find fault with such
sound science
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Short and curvy is a very happy thing to be
until nasty men start going on about ewwwwww, your tits aren't ni the same place as the last 15 year old I was watching from the bushes, etc. Thank fuck I'm not sagging, otherwise I'd be really hurt. After all, it's not like we can help any of it, in the same way you lot can't help your danglies looking like that.

Funnily enough, get over a C cup and it tends to happen. It's called WOMAN.

*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# huff
I can help but empathise, old men on beaches that clearly used to be muscle bound workhorses of the empire now sag in a sorted deflated female kind of way. Gravity it would appear is not sexist
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Gravity always wins.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# funnily enough
I received this by email today

www.kingofforwards.com/fake-or-real/passage-of-time-leaves-out-no-one/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I got that a few days ago
poor ole arnie, I need your coat, your sunglasses and your shop mobility cart
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# roger moore
serious bitch tits
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# awww.
Although I'm now imagining a sciencey-type in a lab coat standing by a flip-chart and saying "and then...", flipping over the chart to reveal the words "WOMAN", and tapping it with a pointer stick while nodding sagely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# no matter what you look like, someone will get upset about it
i blame the redtops
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I dont mind big norks
as long as they're real

But, if I'm honest I prefer a nice big bum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# but not in the chest area?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# This hard^^^^
Can't beat a nice round bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# \o/
GOOD. Because mine is refusing to get smaller with the rest of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I'm an equal opportunites groper
... and to be honest it probably depends on my mood
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I wouldn't say only
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02, archived)