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[challenge entry] Always a challenge avoiding them

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(thefwf, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha, nice!
And yes you can - just pretend to be talking on your mobile, they leave you alone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I never worked out whether to feel releaved or rejected
as both charity muggers and free newspaper people tend to pretend I'm not there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Relieved, definitely
Right peeps, I must go and actually achieve things. T'ra!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# speak to you laters
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# laters
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Don't look at them in the eye
Just like you do with a dog when you first meet them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I find shouting that they're a filthy dog
and smacking then over the nose with a rolled up newspaper also tends to work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Yes, yes I can
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# the main advantage of being a student:
charity workers will never bother you :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
These guys piss me off. They pretend like they're really caring about Save Mr. Spashy Pants or whatever the charity is. They get a nice commission on each person they get and up to 40% of your monthly donations after that go towards the promotion company's MD's new Porche.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# The idiots that do it...
...usually get no basic, and are paid around 40p per signup (which explains their desperation when they talk to you). You're right about the MD though.
(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# 'No thanks, I already donate all I can to charity'
that's what I say, and they leave me be. I'm being honest, I do donate to charity, £50 a month.

It's a job, at a time when people are struggling to find some. Everyone needs to get the fuck over it and live and let live.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Dear Madam
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria who died on the 8th of June 1998....

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Or live and let die
Then everyone can have speedboat races through swamps
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *air guitars the theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
That would be extreme charity clipboarding if the people had to chase after you on a speedboat firing pistol rounds at you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# What a wonderful world it would be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# haha :D
some chugger tried to set up in archway the other day and lasted about five minutes before being chased down the street by one of the local crack fiends demanding a conversation :D the glee on the street was palpable.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hahhahaha! god lord THIS!
I really hate those guys... I was actaully chasedby a Hare Krishna guy who wanted money, down oxford street the other day...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hare Krishnas
Are those the ones that give you a book then demand money for it?
(thefwf, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# You could be thinking of Waterstones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# no that's Waterstones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# You're always just too slow:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *punches you through the internets*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Ha!
I'm wearing my anti punching through the internet bat belt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# damn
nothing is going right for me today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# with a foreword by George Harrison.
woo to your pic - so true...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# yup... there is a temple right next to where I work, so they are forever trying to stop me.
not only that, it's a hotspot for various other charity types too... Getting out on lunch or going home is like something out of an MMO; trying not to draw aggro on mobs (if anyone gets that :D)....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I've done this before:
Them: "Hello we're collecting for cancer can i..."
Me: "Oh, that's no good, i'm quite against it, i think it's bad"
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I usually pretend to be French
And just mumble something at them, that usually works. It baffles beggars on trains
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Oh god yes.
I hate these fuckers with a passion. Pretending to care about good causes when all they are doing is selling the right to feel like a good person for their own financial gain in what is also known as the Organised Religion Gambit.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yes!!!!!
I was once accosted by a Shelter charity worker outside work.
The only problem was I was working for Shelter.
And he was right outside the building...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# haha!
silly charity worker! (them, not you)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# you sir...
ARE A WINNAH! ding ding ding ding etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I
had this chap trying to get me to sign upto this paintball thingy, try to avoid eye contact with them or they've got you by the balls

'for a payment of £50 your and a group of friends can go paintballing, plus pay an extra ridiculous ammount when you get there, plus pay for your paintballs...no wait....Ill drop it it to £25, £25 now and you and your mates can go paintballing.. I'll tell you what Ill give you 200 balls free...'

well you get the idea


(Lord Chode, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Crappy paintballing places
It's usually the crap paintball places that do that. One near Birmingham called delta force always does it. And when you get there they split you up and mix everyone up. I ended up on a team with some kids that were on a day out with their council estate youth group. Some were about 10 and smoking!
(thefwf, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha
I annoyed a Greenpeace charity worker I think it was, cycling up the main pedestrianised high street when a cw came running up to me asking if that was an electric bike
I just smiled and carried on up the hill, motor assisted, at speed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yey - Bangor!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)