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# I've made a birthday card for my dad...

CFBetterQuality
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# wow your dad looks like a guitar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# six ears all on one side of his head, no arms or legs and a stupidly long neck?
phwoar.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# and 3 knobs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# He can be a bit fretful too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# highly strung
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# its also particularly note-worthy that he never pays his tab
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Big fish fan though.
I often see him with a tuner.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I don't give a jack shit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I have it on good authority that this is your second fish pun in as many days
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Someone's keeping track?
Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# *makes spreadsheet*
actually, my gf is still stalking you all and too scared to come out of the cobwebby corner to say anything herself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the full bar-chart analysis of pun topics.
edit: and tell her to join in. Probably best to avoid talk though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Cloth based puns, here
www.b3ta.com/board/9146615
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# tell her and her awesome accent that b3ta will be a better place with her here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# haha
she's sitting in the corner rocking and twiddling a rosary
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# is it real?
I can see a bridge
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# and a good pickup
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Is it me...
or does that guitar look like it was just recently very excited?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# GUIRTARSPLURT
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# eww!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# eww!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# That's extremely cool
he'll love it or he has no taste

----so he'll love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahah
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# How diid you do the background - is it scanned?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# No, I did the sunburst thing
put it on low opacity, and put a grungey texture behind it. :]
I was going to crumple up a piece of paper, then uncrumple it and scan it, but the crumpled paper texture didn't work for this so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# blimey!!
way beyond my technical expertise

I would have crumpled up the paper then forgotten what I was trying to do

Old git that's me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I got distracted looking for textures a couple times, and forgot what I was doing. It's okay. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# SOMEONE FOUND CUSTOM BRUSHES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Who jizzed on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Lenny Kravitz
it says so here in his 'autobiography'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Crazy Lenny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# It is lovely
It wasn't you who jizzed on it, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# It's spray paint!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# well that is the way ladies do it
I do like it, your dad should do. If he doesn't, burn him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Hahahah
I'm making dinner for him and my stepmom tonight, too. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Nice!
Needs more Gretsch White Falcon though!

*WANTS*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# One of my favourites, actually.
Dax Riggs plays one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Also used on this.
Win!

Which although sounds like two guitars, is just the Gretsch with seperate amps for the high and low notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Neil Young is never win
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Couldn't even name a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I can
Dobbin or Alan.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Oh you are SO WRONG.
In fact, I'm putting you on ignore now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Pssh
Yeah right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# No, actually I didn't - but since you called my bluff I'm going to have to ignore you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Oh yeah,
I mean he is nothing on Slipknot and that stuff you listen to, but still, he aint bad.

*puts on ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I like good stuff, too. :D
Not just Slipknot.
Like Neutral Milk Hotel. And Bonnie Prince Billy. And This Will Destroy You. andandand
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Bonnie Prince Billy.
Fucken, NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# YES!
:D
He's all funny and fat with his little beard an' everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I'm still waiting for My Dismal Haircut to get off the meth and back in the studio
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# i got nothing, those look like made up band names to me.
but then I'm so far out of the loop I can't even remember what it looked like
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I think I've heard of neutral milk hotel,
but it might have been the cool kids trying to fool me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# They're not bad.
I quite like this album: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcgyKo7vbm4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I had a quick listen.
I wish they were made up now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# *agrees*
its a bit like listening to wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# They are real.
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Link pissage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Oh shit, even the internet is in on the conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Neutral Milk Hotel I like, mainly In the Aeroplane....
Bonnie Prince Billy is pretty cool.

Who are the third one?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# They're all instrumental.
My favorite track of theirs is Freedom Blade.
Ignore the video if you like, it's the only one on YouTube with good audio of the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# That sounds shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# As in you don't like it
or you haven't listened to it but you're deciding it's shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I listened to it and it sounds shite.
I don't know why I am surprised ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Well I rather like it. It's nice to listen to in the morning, or before falling asleep. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# you are my enemy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Arch, or mortal?
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# arch-mortal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# That just sounds like the term some terrible generic sci-fi fantasy program uses to refer to people who live in houses.
Either that or the cloister people.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# cloister people just sounds fucking filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Oh, okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I recently have gone through a phase of thinking After the Gold Rush is better than Harvest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# It's all about DIsc 2 of Weld ;)
But seriously, although I love After the Goldrush, nothing will match Harvest for me. His voice on Old Man always makes me a bit teary.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Continue this chat elsewhere - it's all gonna disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# GAZ! IM ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# After the Gold rush is cracking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# corrr
beautiful geetars
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It sure is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Ooooh!
My dad just helped me build a guitar for myself. It's a Les Paul Studio with Black Ice built in distortion. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# JIZZ GEETAR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# You made him a spunking guitar?!?!?!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# your dad is Eric Clapton?...
...wow...didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Of course he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I spunk on greeting cards too,
but I usually get thrown out of Clinton's before I finish.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Arrive earlier
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Oh, Mofaha! Oh, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Someone wrote a poem for me once
which started a bit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Oh Mofaha oh you
Are far Mofaha
Far so far away
Oh way away you are
Away you Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# No one wants that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Cool :)
The texture worked really well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# which dad?
i'm confused

at least say

HAPPY BIRFDAY PAPA

you kids
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# My biological dad.
Of course I'll say happy birthday. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# That's lully
Obviously it's beer foam!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)