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[challenge entry] Ning! I think I just found my place in this compo:

extra points if anyone can think of a suitable exclamation for him!

Previously

From the Shatner! challenge. See all 361 entries (closed)

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# It's just a scream
He has fire hole after eating (what he thought was) the vindaloo buffet in 3rd class.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Fire hole?
Oh, you mean ring-sting. That's the term we medical professionals use. It's called that in Henry Gray's 'Anatomy of the Human Body'.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha this worked fine as a still image
but you had to go the extra mile and cause the beer/monitor contact, thanks :-P
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ;)
I do try...
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# BEER?
i's not even quarter past nine!!!

ah - go on then...
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# 'I'M.........THE KING.OF...... THE WORLD'
(and I'm gonna be....high....as a kite...by then)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# nings cap!
are there any upcoming issues of kuzimu soon? :D
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# We're working on it.
They take months and months and months, he's full time employed.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# *dances in hot pants*
captain my captain
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Sup?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# just chillin
little bit of illin

your fine self?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Fucked off with work.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# this is one of the primary purposes of work
a good close personal friend of mine just started as a grave digger this week and it seems like one of the best jobs ever (the way he tells it)... I think mostly because it' snot in an office and because the people he works with are old and wise and not tossers...
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Open air
peace and quiet, beautiful surroundings...

Sounds idyllic.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Oooh God, I'd love that.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# yes
and it pays well too... no internet though
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I live across the road from the graveyard though
I could go home for lunch.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# kaaaaaaaahn?
he looks like his just shat himself
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I would suggest:
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant you just fucking fall in?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I bet that's his mid-coitus face
Winslett obviously loves it
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# bloody hacking bastards!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hockey practice didn't go well, then?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh my...
Your painted portraits are superb!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# how hacked what in the who now?
nings bobs!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# YEAH - knob_cunts the lot of them!
what are we angry about?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# te fall of society, the collapse of civilisation, and the fact that Pop Tarts arn't in the supermarkets anymore
nings prof!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Pop tarts are vile.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# but they were such a novelty... Putting something that's not bread into the toaster, and it had so much sugar, it could keep me going for a whole hour without the need for snacking
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# You can get those same feelings
by putting things that aren't usually fried in a deep-fat fryer.

Cucumber is suprisingly nice deep fried.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# nings Steven
... maybe I'm in the wrong place to boldly admit this - I thought Pop Tarts were the biggest load of shan ever put forwards as a 'breakfast'
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I dont think I ever ate on at 'breakfast'
great post-pub though
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# no
no no no no no

cardboard and jam smothered with pink icing and sprinkles is not good food.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Strawberry nutrigrain bars are basically pop-tarts without the icing and a slightly different shape.
Otherwise, you could recreate your favourite pop-tart memories using nutrigrains.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
ace-tastic!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# *sniff, sniff*
AAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH

[after having followed through mid coitus]
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# haha
"Who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale?"
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# haha
love it.

No words needed - seems like a simple and wordless expression of rage.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)