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# Bah.


I have an actual thought to create an actual image with an actual point. But what are the chances it'll make it beyond thought? hahaha It's not even funny... just one of those 'huh.' things.

Course... there's always that 'Crazypants FTW' bit... (I WILL have that on a tshirt though no one else will get it. I don't even agree but it sounds like fun, don't it?)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I recognise all of those words
But I still don't quite understand anything you've written.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# TJ!!!!!!!!!!!!
ISIHAC BACK WITH STEPHEN FRY!

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnwb

WIN!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# 0_0
what time?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Six tirty tonight!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I saw "Stephen Fry" first
And was going to mention how bored I was becoming with this mass overexposure to his anachronistic brand of upper-class 'Englishness' and how I've seen him in a different light ever since his completely out of touch views on the expenses scandal

..but ISIHAC? That makes everything good :D

Not sure about the choice of presenters tbh. I guess Fry's a good choice but he'd be better going back to an occasional panellist. I love Jack Dee but his personality is going to be quite a clash with fond memories of Humph. Rob Brydon has never interested me in the slightest.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ^ yup
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# 'Huh.'
Got something against using REAL WORDS?!

this should explain a lot
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I spoke in pictures once
Nearly fractured my vocal chords
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I would like to win ten tins of nike shoes pls from china
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
I need new shoes

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# nue shoooss?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Sorry.
They only have the Scandinavian knockoffs available
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# scandinavian knockoffs
sounds dirty
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# TEN!
TEN TEN TEN TEN TINS! OF WIN! YEAH!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# When?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# TEN TINS OF TIN, PLEASE
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Tin comes in jars.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# damn
can you get tins of jar?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# no, only tins
you can get jars of tin, and jars of jar in jars

but no tins of jar, unless it's in a tin.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ah, right.
i may stick to boxes.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I WANT TO WIN TEN TINS
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# WHY NOT? :(:(:(:(:(
WHY CAN I NOT WIN TEN TINS?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Process involves
Three trees, one bucket, one lamp and a bowl of jelly.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I have a bucket and a lamp, I shall make some jelly.
where can I get the trees?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I hear Scotland has some big yards.
They won't mind if you borrow a couple. The last one HAS to be from Siberia, though. Substitution necessitates disqualification.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# uk residents only
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# the uk will fear my wrath...
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on
But I will congratulate you. The lights compell me to.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# anal fisting?
i'm sure that counts as ring sting bling
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Don't you bloody start again!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Still sore from last time eh?

ps: that's why I only linked it
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# yes that^
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# That's exactly the kind of pazzaz that anal fisting was lacking

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# you're an RIS machine
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I cannot imagine
a better compliment ^_^
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# haha
pomegranite fish cheese tyre
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I'm having lots of fun imagining the permutations of this
is it a tyre of cheese for pomegranate fish?
or a tyre for a pomegranate made of fish cheese?
or other stuff really.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Wonderful, innit?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I'm thinking
A carved stone cod forcing pieces of Gouda to run around in circles for eternity
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'd have gone for Ten Tenors paying a tenner for TENs after Tennis
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# tenuous
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# with intent
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# You've upset the kitten.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# kitten has captured
one of his own farts under that blanket. now he's sniffing it.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I have issues with this conclusion, ma'am.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# sorry
cannot unsee.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *pokes eyes out and pulls brain out through nose with a long hook*
There you go, that should do the trick.
It's ok, no need to thank me.

You can stop screaming now.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# you seem to be preparing me for mummification.
this almost pleases me.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *scarabs*
;-)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# forearm scarab bird bird eye ;)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what a cute kitte..... WTF??
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *fears*
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# evil kitten is evil
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)