hahahahahahahaha!Now THATS good.
I wonder if this is perhaps the greatest and most elaborate scam of all time.
He's skint, needs to to provide a nest egg for his kids, knows his body is fucked, arranges a massive world tour, charges extortiante prices, pockets the cash, then dies. Profit!
Reemember he'd already cancelled half the O2 dates and postponed them for two eyars. Who's to say the other half weren't about to be 'postyponed' as well?
(I wonder if this is perhaps the greatest and most elaborate scam of all time.
He's skint, needs to to provide a nest egg for his kids, knows his body is fucked, arranges a massive world tour, charges extortiante prices, pockets the cash, then dies. Profit!
Reemember he'd already cancelled half the O2 dates and postponed them for two eyars. Who's to say the other half weren't about to be 'postyponed' as well?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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OMGWTF? When did this happen... I'm going to sack my PA - why wasn't I told?
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jon_tanner,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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*buys bacofoil shares*it won't be the only theory over the next few months
EDIT: In other news
I have a question for those of you who use PAINT.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE IT?
I've spent half hour trying to make a shit picture. I can't do simple stuff like move text. WTF?!!
(EDIT: In other news
I have a question for those of you who use PAINT.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE IT?
I've spent half hour trying to make a shit picture. I can't do simple stuff like move text. WTF?!!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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not when you're used to tattyshop it isn'twhere's the crop tool?
where's the proportional resizing?
where's the layers?
it's rubbish! ANd as a result I'm going to chuck things oput the window
(where's the proportional resizing?
where's the layers?
it's rubbish! ANd as a result I'm going to chuck things oput the window
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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you don't need those toolsUse Paint.net if you want basic with a bit of extra, such as layers and shit.
But Paint.exe does the job fine :D
(But Paint.exe does the job fine :D
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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Pixelmator FTW!Great app. 90% of tattyshop for £50 $59!!!!.
Result!
(Result!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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cheers for thati just need something for the weekend... as it were
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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You have to shout really loudly at your computer screenCOMPUTER: MOVE TEXT!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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^ All software should work like this.:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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i had a dream last night that i was at an outdoor barand the bar staff were handing out tinfoil hats. it was a sort of theme or something. i remember thinking "this is my kind of bar"
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spacefish bong!,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Be a bit of a shit one as there is a complete refund on all teh tickets ;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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I wondered this too, I am a big cynicApparently in the past when he cancelled a concert he sent a personal cheque to people by way of a refund, most of them didn't cash the cheque as they had a personal cheque from him. Therefore he kept the dollar! May be nonsense but clever nonsense.
Or Nonce Sense, of course!
(,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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Or Nonce Sense, of course!
that would be elaborateall these years he's been replacing parts of his body so that one day, when the plastic shell is complete, the real Michael Jackson can make a dash for it by the back exit.
Now there's an image for Friday morning.
(Now there's an image for Friday morning.
mozza,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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Pics or it didn't happen
Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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