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[challenge entry] I wish to complain about this 02 ticket what I purchased not half an hour ago
Oh yes, the Michael Jackson. What's wrong with it?


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(BratislavaBanana, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This news really is pulling all the lurkers out....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# haha
we heard about it last night in a bar and the first thing one of my mates waid was woohoo I don't have to go to the concert now, and the second thing he did was to ring his wife to tell to get their money back asap!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
Now THATS good.

I wonder if this is perhaps the greatest and most elaborate scam of all time.

He's skint, needs to to provide a nest egg for his kids, knows his body is fucked, arranges a massive world tour, charges extortiante prices, pockets the cash, then dies. Profit!
Reemember he'd already cancelled half the O2 dates and postponed them for two eyars. Who's to say the other half weren't about to be 'postyponed' as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# He's dead dave
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
#
What? even Shellby?
(ScrewYouHippy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I've eaten half the crew!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# OMG
WTF? When did this happen... I'm going to sack my PA - why wasn't I told?
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *dons tin foil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *buys bacofoil shares*
it won't be the only theory over the next few months

EDIT: In other news

I have a question for those of you who use PAINT.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE IT?
I've spent half hour trying to make a shit picture. I can't do simple stuff like move text. WTF?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahahahaha it's easy :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# not when you're used to tattyshop it isn't
where's the crop tool?
where's the proportional resizing?
where's the layers?

it's rubbish! ANd as a result I'm going to chuck things oput the window
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# you don't need those tools
Use Paint.net if you want basic with a bit of extra, such as layers and shit.

But Paint.exe does the job fine :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Pixelmator FTW!
Great app. 90% of tattyshop for £50 $59!!!!.
Result!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# cheers for that
i just need something for the weekend... as it were
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# You have to shout really loudly at your computer screen

COMPUTER: MOVE TEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# ^ All software should work like this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# i had a dream last night that i was at an outdoor bar
and the bar staff were handing out tinfoil hats. it was a sort of theme or something. i remember thinking "this is my kind of bar"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Be a bit of a shit one as there is a complete refund on all teh tickets ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I wondered this too, I am a big cynic
Apparently in the past when he cancelled a concert he sent a personal cheque to people by way of a refund, most of them didn't cash the cheque as they had a personal cheque from him. Therefore he kept the dollar! May be nonsense but clever nonsense.
Or Nonce Sense, of course!
(Bezmina, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# that would be elaborate
all these years he's been replacing parts of his body so that one day, when the plastic shell is complete, the real Michael Jackson can make a dash for it by the back exit.

Now there's an image for Friday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# he's pinning.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I'm absolutely fuming that I didn't put money on him not doing the concerts
Based on the fact that everyone was wetting their knickers over getting tickets and that he had form for not turning up for gigs, I was SURE he wouldn't do the concerts.

DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I hear the backing singers are
The Choir Invisibule.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# it's kippin' on its back
in an oxygen tent
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# lols
..by the TRUCKLOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I think it's only fair that his coffin should be wheeled into the O2 Arena for 50 nights in a row so people can look at it

look scream
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# probably the best one yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha this is fantastic!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha.
Thought i would pop into b3ta.... yup all is as expected.

Hi all.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# gd job
also, good lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Excellent.. in response I offer
E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PIERROT!
(syllopsium, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# <Coughs>
O2. Not 02.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)