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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: BUM ART

This weeks image challenge is Bum Art, or Art with your Bum. Take a large clean surface and decorate it with your arse and it's amazing abilities.
Don't just poo though, try bum prints, paint effects and the like. We all know Guinness turns it black, but what other colours can you get?

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect, and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I'll have you know the Saatchi Gallery have put in an offer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# A new thread?
What madness is this? The last one was only an hour old...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# This
read the FAQ Toasty

no new threads within 67 minutes of the previous
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Bugger off Toasty
you're not Fraser!!! ;)

I feel a bit ill, now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# damn, you saw through my clever disguise!
I'll get you next time Holmes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# My Sharp Detective Skills saw through you
that and HappyToast has more letters in it than Fraser
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# 'Ow do
the board is slow and all the regulars are on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# This is highly irregular
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# How are you going to do a compo entry if you're irregular?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# aaah what the hell!
Have a reapost... (indeed have two)


And pleeease Fraser/Rob/anyone...lets have mine sometime soon? b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post258224
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Imagine the range increase with the added value of mintoes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha :D
Fizzy on the ring too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Self cleaning action!
I'm getting some articles togeather to start up e3ta.
I know you're busy but let me know if there's anything you would like to contribute.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# will have a ponder as I drive to Spalding
see ya later chumps...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# see ya, see ya
wouldn't want to be ya.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Top stuffs!
Is this bum art?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# oh my word
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
9/10 for curlage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# too freaking good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Haha, superb toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# but my bum isn't connected to the intertubes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
I did once get a post card from a mate in Norway. It featured a guy doing 'enima art'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I've seen a guy who ingests blue paint and squirts that on to canvas
not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# my next door neighbour is a Squaddie
He and his mates regularly inmibe the contents of glow sticks, so they can piss flourescence


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Say hi to them when you see them on the cancer ward!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# effervescent vitamin c tablets do the same thing
and less toxic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Barocca is famous for it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# wow
is that different from Enema Art?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yes
You can only do depictions of Enimem.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# or tool
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I remember my mum telling me that if she had a smomach upset when she was a kid
her mum used to give her an enema on the kitchen table!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# It is wrong on so many levels!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *subscribes to blog*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# So this is the opposite of gronkpan's shit one then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# people will still piss up the wall and submit that as an entry
either that or they'll just photograph their elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# An excuse for me to have Vindaloo for my lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *tries to remember suggesting this*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# last wednesday
just after the dodgy Chicken Biryani


*self bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# :)
hope you're feeling better chap, get some Lucozade down you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# This
LOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)