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[challenge entry] Nick Clegg as Admiral Ackbar...

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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yes, yes
A thousand times yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# :)
although Spitting Image run by todays ITV would be appalling


'nings folks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# it's Ok
I'll put it on Dave +2.3
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It'll never work
you need at least some kind of character to make a caricature out of.

The entire cast would be like the John Major puppet...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I'm sure they could do something
with alastair darling's eyebrows as a minimum. Hazel Blears would be quite easy...

I can't remember anymore after that
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Mornin' Toastie!
Can I have a go on your new laptop when you win it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# LEAVE TOASTY ALONE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# honestly, please shut up, I've woken up to Camel having a go
and I don't like the attention. I drew two pictures, lots of other people have done likewise. Why pick on me?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# not picking on you
It's just that you're bloody awesome you are


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)
# to be fair toasty, if you don't want attention, don't draw pictures/makes photoshops
after all, it is a site which actively encourages people to comment on all the stuff posted,
and that can be both good and bad / rough and smooth.
Different people, different views, horses for courses and all that

/and other ying/yang sayings as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....

Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# mmmmm.........................
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Whatchoo talkin' bout Dyllis?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# *pout pout googly eyes googly eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# pffh you said strokes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Why should I be hounded for posting pictures?
other people aren't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hounded?
that's an exceptionally harsh term having read back through the replies to both your drawings. People don't like them for a personal reason and state why, it's hardly 'hounding' you fella, it happens all the time on b3ta, mainly with noobs messing up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Like Kate Bush was
uff uff uff uff uff uffffffooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You not seen Camel's rip off of my animation then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# can't say I have fella,
I just read back through the replies to your drawings,
I thought this was all based upon those, apologies if it's gone further,
didn't spot those :)

/edit: ah, just spotted it. I would reiterate fella, it hardly seems 'hounding' with just one chap taking the piss with a few replies to it.
You can't be loved by everyone on here you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Is that counted as being hounded these days?
I thought it was one person taking the piss...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# People are jealous
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Confucius say:
Higher man fly, easier target make man.

He also said Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# He's wrong there
the higher you fly, the smaller target you make

unless the person aiming at you also has a hot air ballon/jetpack/small plane and is keeping up with your altitude

for you to present a bigger target, they'd have to gain on you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# To be fair
Beau Bo D'Or has received a similar amount of grief

you're just unusually sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I can't help that bit
its the mentals in me head

I just don't get why people have to go on after the post. But then here I am dragging it along in my mental attempt to tyr and apologise for something I haven't done and to get people to stop talking about me. By talking and causing replies. hahaha I'm mental. But if I took the pills I'd not draw as much so I don't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *sedates*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# "Nurse, the screens"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Everyone's a critic
Hey, that's politics.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# then I'd advise you stop trying so hard then...just look at my fine specimen on the front page :D

not one person has said I'm going to win yet..hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Yes they have and you know it :P
but no one's said your images are sickening and ripped off your work saying b3ta sucks your cock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I think they ment your 'sickening talent' as a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# haha, no, my heavy handed stereotypes (which aren't the point)
caused Camel to vomit it seemed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# bless 'im...never you mind the bad boys
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You're not going to win because nobody likes you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# haha fair point...I'll learn to live with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Because you smell.
Morning, Mr Toast.

Lovely day for a front page, sir, what what..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^this with huge fecking bells
'nings HT
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Mate of mine has got some of the DVDs
to be fair, some of it was appalling.

But when it hit it was pure fried gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I still remember the Moonies advert frmo right at the start
makes me chuckle thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks hard*

EDIT: Actually just remembered. Compo pea:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hahah yes, please
I was too young to understand the politics of Spitting Image at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9636611
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I can still hear the splosh from the opening credits as Neil Kinnock takes a tumble at the coast & gives the gathered press an unfettered peek at two of his fingers.
Dignified, much?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)