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# Saw this....
in today's Times. Reminds me of something.

(The Fretful Porpentine, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oh my god!
All of his peanuts have fallen out.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# THAT MAN HAS NO PEANUTS
omg :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# He is a peanutsless man

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# he is completely absent of anything resembling a peanut
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Peanuts: zero.

Devoid of all that is peanut. Such a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Certainly no peanuts there
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# And he likes his peanuts so much

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# he loves peanuts in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Too bad he doesn't have any though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# any what?
if you are refering to style he has it in abundance.
if you are refering to peanuts, i concur. not even anything peanut shaped :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# No peanut whatsoever.

Makes you sad innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# sadder than someone with one small peanut certainly
i myself have more peanuts than that
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I am a member of the peanutsless camp today

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i pity you
there must be support groups for the peanutsless?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I am going to bed and try to cry myself to sleep now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# and dream of those sweet sweet peanuts?
good night
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# night night

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# if that man had a peanut for everytime he had been laid
it would have exactly the same number of peanuts as he has now.

none. no peanuts at all.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Pea nots?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# A lid of some kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# he's a terrible waiter
there are no drinks on that tray
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Jaws from James Bond?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# he was very cool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# The bottom of a traffic cone?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I'm sorry
Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# A blank stop sign?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# the ramakin disaster 1978?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# A jelly mould?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That life is short?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# A rather tall man holding what appears to be a bowl of some sort?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING ANSWER ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# No one will wear his hat?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# A naked teletubby?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Hey that looks like goatse, guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# What's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# omg totaly google it!!!!!! !!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# hahahahah
Ohpleasepleasepleaseplease
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# As long as I don't have to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hey, now that you mention it...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I think it's time you recommended me some music, Mediocre. I'm getting low.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Been listening to ///Maytag lately.
It's a bit of a project to mock Sunn o)))), with the sounds of actual broken fridges and stuff (which they accuse Sunn to sound like). But it's actually quite interesting.

Also, get Transpunk's Jazzmonster.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# is any of that real?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# All of it

Transpunk's a band from the southern parts of teh Hollands. Made two albums. Rather good stuff, I like to think. But also rather obscure.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# "gamefaqs"
Yeah I probably wont bother with that one. I'll give the other one a go though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I thought....
....it was a goatse too.
(The Fretful Porpentine, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Well why didn't you tell us in the first place instead of letting us carry on with this ridiculous charade?
I feel foolish now, and it's all your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I bet you feel silly now, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I tell you, Ttsattsr, it's ruined my evening.
I feel ashamed of myself. I'll not be able to look my wife and kids in the eye tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# What's a goatse?


grass, some fences, other goats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# That's not even a word...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I hadn't seen this one before
www.b3ta.com/board/9604537
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# 70's fashion coming back in style again?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# An oversized condom with pointy bits on the perimeter?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Someone who has sat on their fez?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# This is the mother of all tweed jackets
everyone should be AWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# He lost the rest of his Go-Kart?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Fourth place is crimson?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# you silly
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
#
what is that?
(Peter_G, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# ahhhahhah yeah I see it too
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOOOON MEEEEEEEEKON
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I want to have rough, unprotected sex with your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# SQUEEEEEE!
Tell me you've managed to breed one!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# it's obvious that he's deflecting the hunger control radio waves which have been sent by an illuminatum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# check out da funky beats...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)