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# Apols for Length
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha. Computer: ENHANCE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :D
Did anyone watch that episode of Spooks when they extrapolated what someone's face looked like from a photo of the back of their head?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# What? Please tell me they actually didn't do that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I kid you not
"They (Danny, Zoe and Colin) go to the American embassy to use the image enhancer which maps the contours of the skull to create an image of the face (as the photo shows the back of the head). Is this real and does it only work on bald men? Picture comes out as Percy. "
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# can't help it
extrapolated interpolated.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# What, an interpolation between the left and right ears?
I would call it a "guesspolation".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I think you're wrong, actually
dictionary.reference.com/browse/interpolated
dictionary.reference.com/browse/extrapolated
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Is that because the system was built by Interpol?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! *clicked hard!*
I so need that program....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# GSTQ!
Good Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hello sweetness
i appear to be getting hooked on b3ta again, curse you all!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Pffft, don't get me started on file sizes
"we want you to make an A1 poster, ive attached the image i want you to use"

"er its 32x32 pixels.."

"can't you just stretch it?" *with stretching gesture*

/thisactuallyhappenedtomeblog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# of course I can
erm -will you be wanting to actually see what the picture is?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# If i have another person ask me for artwork
and then say, "In high res 300dpi CMYK please"

I FKING KNOW HOW TO PROVIDE ARTWORK AND DO MY OWN JOB YOU CNT, GO BACK TO MAKING TEA
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I'll second that!
"Did you get my email with the image details? 300 dpi CMYK, etc??"

'click' BANG...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# arrrrrRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'm buying some rope on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Haha, was it a bitmap pasted in a word document?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# haha it WAS!!
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I think it's safe to say that I know the kind all too well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# a 10mb word file
with a 32x32 bitmap. How is it even possible?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Leave that to microsoft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha Needs more ability to read the tracks of a car tyre from a grainy B&W security camera footage filmed at night IN THE RAIN
and then to have a 3d function that lets you export the tyre track as an autocad model that you can import into a dust powder forming machine that will make an exact replica of the wheel from the murders truck.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Sector 35, 15 Computer Enhance!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)